10600 pts · October 13, 2013
i'm pretty fucking hardcore and stuff. oh hey, dats me. http://imgur.com/2HR8IO0 http://imgur.com/MuMjwkF
Is that the Situation in a turtleneck?
My brain read all of these with an Irish accent
Save #7 for journaling topics
May you always accidentally find the thing you need only before and after you’re looking for it but never when necessary.
Everything
Buisness
Okay, I’m not saying I think this is fair, I’m saying I think I’m funny.
They’re the pretenders! What if I say that they’ll never be beavers? -Dave Grohl after being kicked out of the otter pile probably.
Aww. AWWWWW.
“Yer gon’ come cross this bit a’road”
Iguana water, iguana land, iguana keep doing the best I can
You have red and blue covered, just call him Orange
*when he keeps hitting that good spot, but you’re too drunk to finish*
Google image search; calling people on their bullshit since, like, Catfish let us know that it was a thing.
http://imgur.com/FSR9tDC
for the glory of satan, of course
She tried to find it, but it was on the loosth!
Pizza and green tea for anyone wondering what i had for lunch.
TIL my neck is too long to even love myself.
At least we know that she knows her way around a pair of nice buns.
shave that hair and you've got two bare bears!
I got offered $500 to sit on someone's face on Tinder once.
her face unsettles me
My relationship friends don't understand the concept of wanting to be single, but hoping to meet dudes.
As a dieter: CARBS. I miss you so.
i think women have an idea of physical standards, but are more willing to be flexible than men if the personality is worth it
if i ever wanted animation behind any greentext, this is not the one.
My uncle worked at the world's 5th Walmart, bought stock, and sold it within three years for $3000. HOW COULD HE NOT KNOW?
BO MAKES ME A MOIST TOWELETTE.
Feal the burn.
Is that the Situation in a turtleneck?
My brain read all of these with an Irish accent
Save #7 for journaling topics
May you always accidentally find the thing you need only before and after you’re looking for it but never when necessary.
Everything
Buisness
Okay, I’m not saying I think this is fair, I’m saying I think I’m funny.
They’re the pretenders! What if I say that they’ll never be beavers? -Dave Grohl after being kicked out of the otter pile probably.
Aww. AWWWWW.
“Yer gon’ come cross this bit a’road”
Iguana water, iguana land, iguana keep doing the best I can
You have red and blue covered, just call him Orange
*when he keeps hitting that good spot, but you’re too drunk to finish*
Google image search; calling people on their bullshit since, like, Catfish let us know that it was a thing.
http://imgur.com/FSR9tDC
for the glory of satan, of course
She tried to find it, but it was on the loosth!
Pizza and green tea for anyone wondering what i had for lunch.
TIL my neck is too long to even love myself.
At least we know that she knows her way around a pair of nice buns.
shave that hair and you've got two bare bears!
I got offered $500 to sit on someone's face on Tinder once.
her face unsettles me
My relationship friends don't understand the concept of wanting to be single, but hoping to meet dudes.
As a dieter: CARBS. I miss you so.
i think women have an idea of physical standards, but are more willing to be flexible than men if the personality is worth it
if i ever wanted animation behind any greentext, this is not the one.
My uncle worked at the world's 5th Walmart, bought stock, and sold it within three years for $3000. HOW COULD HE NOT KNOW?
BO MAKES ME A MOIST TOWELETTE.
Feal the burn.