onetimebear

2661 pts ยท December 22, 2015


it detracted from the post and got obnoxious really goddamn fast.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, I knew they were in a different genus. But when reading the entire post, every other one going ACKSHULLY THEY'RE NOT COBRAS

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wonderful! But I'm not the other guy, and I saw this 'correction' taking place in nearly every single comment thread that dared say cobra.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

like "No, you can't call king cobras cobras even though it's right in the name."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because it's really obnoxious when someone rolls in just to go "actually ur wrong" even when they mean well, especially when it's something

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I tried to link an example but its link length is like 40 characters over limit.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When looking up things on both species, even they call the snakes "death adder" and "king cobra" in their professional research papers.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mm. Gonna have to agree to disagree I suppose. If science is putting 'adder' (or cobra) in their name it's OK for the layman to use it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah, I spotted the typo and figured that's what you meant, no problems on that part. :)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And at that point people are just pointing out they're not in the naja genus simply to be pedantic twats and show off how smart they are.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

While some people may like knowing the difference in genus, to most it's just gonna be "ACKSHULLY UR WRONG, I am right on the internet"

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's definitely not a big deal, but fuck technicalities in this case, it sounds like the latest version of ACKSHULLY. It's a king cobra.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'll allow it, since it's literally in the name "king cobra". Nobody is in error by calling this by its name.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

don't get mauled AND don't kill future mother of your cubs!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And most males of various species broadly try not to kill females in scuffles over things even moreso than vs other males. Double impact,

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Reification fallacy. They know damn well what they're doing and that it was a metaphor. Best not to engage seriously.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

YES. I AM CLEARLY CALLING 50% OF THE HUMAN POPULATION, LITERAL DOGS THAT BITE. HUMANITY IS HALF DOGS, HALF MEN.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

If that's what really happened, yeah. Everyone's cheering for some asshole that broke a kid's skateboard then kicked him over.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do what you can with your daughter with the time you have. Be a good father. She will remember it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When bitten by a dog, generally people don't immediately run out and start grabbing dogs to see if they'll get bit again.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

Yeah but this wasn't considered evil, you did it to make gods happy.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Last time this was posted, story was big person stole kid's skateboard and broke it. Kid was not happy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both the same species. Smaller bear however is a female, the other is male. She might be trying to defend cubs.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Especially since she's female. Maybe cubs hiding nearby.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The other guy is a female bear, so there might be some instinct to not try to murder a potential future mate?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ye generic pitbull, or any of the breeds of dog labeled under pits, like staffordshire terriers.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

rip white couch as soon as any pet arrives except for maybe fish.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The difference in weatherproofing and sound alone is huge.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit, ammonia and burning hair.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thoroughbreds are either vaguely acceptable or completely insane there is no inbetween.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0