offyourmumsteeth

19037 pts · October 3, 2016


Jimmy Carr gets my username. I am always happy to talk about martial arts, science, huskies, and history. I always upvote Norse stuff, huskies, pro-2nd ammendment stuff. I can also have civil conversations with people I disagree with. With Imgur I hope to learn something everyday, laugh every bathroom break, and have a few good conversations.

Touché, Mousé

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So it looks to me like the handicap sign is marking the area in front of the wooden divider where wheelchairs could actually park.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Exclusive footage: Police force girl to make donuts instead of dancing at a school party.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, fine. Obviously some one needs tip #11: Don't be on fire.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not going to lie, I spent a couple of minutes on 20 trying to figure out what read-justing was.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He doesn't have service stripes. He has service sleeves.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That doesn't make you special, love. Your parents being from West Yorkshire does.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Are unbreakable.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same, but it's my chest hair.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I always thought it was about going to the beach.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hope they are taking him to a parade in his honor.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

"you were right, babe."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tom knows what's up.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

16:20 military time

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Columbine too.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Lawrence

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twister and Clue

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I open them with my tongue

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would rather stand with Thor and Odin in Ragnarok.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Unrealized idea, unrealized. These baby's got onboard pulse and an xrad real time.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's an instrument pack, which I have devised, designed to take readings from inside the funnel.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

https://youtu.be/7YYfRmH-4IM the mobility is quite similar in a custom suit of either. I can kick to the head in and out of armor

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Always taker her swimming and sweating on the first date

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The police captured a cat burglar. He was cat napping.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hate the word "fragrant" and all its forms like some people hate "moist"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That's disgusting. I love it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This one

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You are so right, a scope on a rifle at the short distances of most school hallways is not optimal

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know he alive, but he still ded

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0