nwillProblemTraveler

104 pts ยท March 24, 2019


It can smell your thoughts.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(In Monty Python) I need a license for my pet eel, Eric.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which state were you in? I once delivered to one in Illinois, and waited over 3 hours past my dock time before I got in.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$2.78 for Tim Curry?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can almost see her on the couch behind my dog.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes it is. My daughter got it for Christmas.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The puma van. the puma van.the puma van.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just a rock, pretending to be a rock, disguised as another rock!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I went round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bitey twine

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It most definitely was dragged into the intersection. By the depth of the gouge at the top, for sure enough force to drag it a few feet.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feel the ride

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

Yah mon.

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Fucking A right buddy! Hotdish! Don't call it casserole!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Why what?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's, "The Top of Iowa Rest Stop". Just across the border from Minnesota.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a rest stop. They close up 1 side at a time when they clean them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are 2 trash cans.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me. I'm a vampire.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've had dogs my whole life. The only dog I had with a bigger fur issue was a Great Pyrenees. That being said, I've never had a better dog.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0