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Thinking of names for this cinder block of a 1969 Ford Econoline 4×4. Vanopotamus. Road toad. Megapellet. Total-tictac.
Front view.
Front, inside.
Inside ready to haul bodies or renovate for whatever. Found on Bring a Trailer (https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1969-ford-econoline-3/)
JT1984
I like Road Toad.
byronape
The Tore-till
AnarchistPipeMaker
The Chunk.
slagathorstiffnips
Road toad
minimah
Yup. Road Toad.
tracereading
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
QuartzBlue
Das Block. I mean it pretty much just says what it is. Or Brick.
LullabyJones
Doesn’t matter what you call it. You’re going to be knee deep in pussy with that beast, my friend.
GetHimABodybag
Wünderblök
Tortfeas0r
For your consideration: “Second Base Mobile”
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BortymcBortfeis
Battletoad
CaffeineEnabler
Frank
ratsOnAcid
The Spearmint Camel
rdswords
Green Chungus
justtrustmeguys
Thank God for Jim.
ThrownClub
FREE CANDY
1metalnation
That's the one. This one wins
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I vote Vanopotamus.
SentencesThatStartWithBitch
Road Toad master race
MonsterOfAMan
I concur. Genius.
Tortfeas0r
I also vote this poster’s Vanopotamus
Karelmakazi
Muhaha just voted TWICE. I love democracy.
WoTLert
Chupathingy
frankmanhattan
Wrektum?! Damn near destroyed 'em!
VanillaMowgli
Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement.
tonalstates
Hefty boi
Benjjh2000
Road Toad has my vote
Inchpunch
I prefer Road Chode
unlicencednurse
F
MalcontentTroll
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DankZappa
Best one!
LateNightBunnyParty
Seconded
tomyironmane
thirded
TheBlackKaiser
quadorted.
CloseEncounter
The Toad Warrior
FrankTheThunderbird
How about “Free Candy”?
unsolicitedadvice
Econoswine
PRNsedation
Pickle brick
WillyLaShade
Vanosaurus Rex
QueefBurglarSixtyNine
Jethro Tull, cuz it’s thick as a brick
brobot
I really don’t mind this
QueefBurglarSixtyNine
I don’t mind that you don’t mind.
PetersPaincakes
Swollen pickle
drunkendork
Thickle
ChickenLord666
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my thickle
GotHereThroughaWormhole
The Implication
MrFancyPanzer
The raging turtle.
DrinkingPenguin
I kind of like Tortle, or ThaK.
ISnoggedMadamedePompadour
Tacti-Turtle
CongratsYouAreHereNow
the honkalator
Pokegeologist
TMNT Party Wagon.
MilDravin
^ this was my thought, just needs the colors right
Pokegeologist
And the flip out gunner seats with pizza pie/manhole launchers!
MilDravin
and over sized mirrors with lasers!
Pokegeologist
As many real life Mystery Machines, KITTs, Ecto-1s, A-Team vans, etc. I've seen, has anyone built a real Party Wagon yet?
deasmuth
"The Puma," trust me, it will be funny.
nwillProblemTraveler
The puma van. the puma van.the puma van.
plainoldusername
Puma pants
SergeantTerryJeffords
The chupathingy
UniSoul
I like it. Got a riiiiing to it.
PhantomGeek
I hear Sarge and the music now
MAYTechnique
What in Sam Hell's a 'puma'?
theforceiswith
A puma is a mountain lion or otherwise known as a cougar.
Fleaofpain
KairuR
It's like a big cat
MAYTechnique
You're making that up.
slinkiisu
See these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. Now, what kind of animal has tusks?
Fleaofpain
Uh... A walrus?