njullpointer

14331 pts · March 23, 2013


I finally learned how to use jumper cables properly after I tried this & they broke. Then my dad bought another pair & beat me with them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

is it possible your husband is hiding your keys because holy shit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

this is... this is accurate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

clearing out a drug-ridden slum ruled by crimebosses does not a civil war make. but holy shit, this is what no social safety net looks like.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe, uh, maybe they could... take those boats and like... let people ride them, charging money, as they go see the manta rays? no?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

damn, grandpa punched him so hard the powerups came out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's what I mean. the amount of heartache I have over bills... money WOULD fix all of that. but a shitty person? yeah, different problem.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh, PLUVIOPHILE... I'll take mister strawberry jam back then.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

help. I regret reading something so fucking stupid and now I'm stuck in a timeloop

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

having money isn't the thing, it's the assholes who then go "oh, money doesn't buy you happiness". bitch, it'd make my misery easier.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think it's just that people with cash can no longer excuse the fact they're shitty human beings. I'll take the cash, providing a service.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know when I'm looking at a redstone torch. you can't fool me #OP

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

only ONE hour of sadness? shit, he MUST have been in a good-- I MEAN ALL HAIL THE SLEEP KING, GENEROUS IS HE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sadly, it's probably true, because being trans is trendy right now and all the stupid fucking dipshits have no fucking clue.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

so nobody's going to mention that the running guys appear to be wearing a variation on the theme of "diapers"?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so is that a shiny nope rope or a yep rope?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how much do you have to pay for the tattoo artist to tell you you're making a HUGE mistake when you ask for ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's a lotta "ₕₑₗₚ" in one glance. every time this pic comes up, I wonder if the doggo made it out ok

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and this is EXACTLY why insurance - of all kinds, like say HEALTH INSURANCE - should be a right, not a privilege.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

if ever recording a copper was necessary, it's when you're surrounded by five of them and they're threatening to jail you for nothing.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ah yes, ice pirates. classic scifi with a very clutch scene.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there's a very good ruly reason for that one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure the guy firing the explosive warning shot says it potato potato too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

funding R&D is what takes the entire fucking country forwards.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

GOOD. She could've fucked up the guys life for, well, life. The damage a false accusation would have had is massive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well tbh, if they were bullying him fucking constantly and nobody did anything... it was wrong, but not surprising.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

before it was removed, I could have shown you the rest of her qualifications. None of them were relevant for job as CSO.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do I think that the hire of a person with zero relevant qualifications was a diversity hire? yes, yes I do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

you know what they say. big nose, big... feet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0