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Sep 19, 2017 7:30 PM
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ChateauDeBen
So, eye for an eye in a real backhanded kinda way. Good.
SquirrelLaunchr
And this is why I grimace every time I see a "she shouldn't need proof" post.
FistedPink
Good, play stupid games with people's lives and win prizes that rightfully ruin your life.
Flollop
This is on front page at least three fucking times right now.
GenerousPeacock
Father of five taxi drivers? The family business is really picking up....
LaziestGoodBoii
"She said her hopes of becoming a police officer were now ruined." Bitch what did you expect? You don't know how to plant evidence!
iLikeTurtlesAndPizza
I'm glad she got what she deserves.
Time4metime
@OP I actually knew this girl. She deserved what she got. Always had that kind of mentality about her.
Tcob2031
Good for the broad. Now she got a first hand knoledge of the criminal justice system.
absinthemindedprofessor
I concur; a free 16 month internship with no chance of advancement.
deadbeat44x
I don't think people understand the damage a mere accusation can do
DangerTrain
They do, they don't care. As soon as somebody plays the victim, everyone assumes the accused is guilty.
VerdantApollo
"You're hired!"-US Police
definitelynotvelkoz
Dang and she would have fit right in on the force too.
macthelost
Bitch should have been executed. Downvote if you want but she was literally "bearing false witness" has been a capital crime for centuries
LimusBeanusRex
Good,
Plaaant
Good.
velvetthornweaver
She needs to have her ass kicked.
yourmotherandIthinkyoushouldmoveout
Not quite sure why the pictures of her are in the gown and one piece..
rovertbiggs
Because “journalists” now grab any publicly shared photos from people’s Facebook pages for their articles.
WookieWookieWookie
That should teach people to be more careful with what they post. They can use whatever makes you look shitty.
NcusaSeventeen
psst..search for evidence before you believe an accusation of rape.
Safegyde
She should get the same punishment he would have gotten if he was guilty.
Asteroidrules
She got about 10 months more than rapists get.
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BetterOffTedDeservedAnotherSeason
Brock Turner served 3 months of a 6 month sentence when he literally got caught with his dick in his victim, it's par for the course
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zma123456
She could have possibly ruined his entire life and she gets 16 months?
Kalavier
Also her schooling (dummo if she paid for it) with the goal of going to be a cop is now a bit ruined :P
Treblaine
To be fair, you could straight up try to murder someone and you'll only get 16 months.
JaimeFookinLannister
To be fair, rapists often don't get much more than that either. Both deserve waaay longer sentences.
Yqup
Well she'll pick up a depression while being in jail and hate herself for the rest of her life. She'll also be stigmated by her local commun
sprbwlshuffler
How much would the driver have gotten for groping? Do we know what he was looking at?
pyr666
she's a woman, it's a statistical fact that they get much lighter sentences. you're surprised?
madmanmoe64
she gets a permanent criminal record and won't get her 'dream job' of being a police officer, so theres that.
AlkeneThiol
Now she will just find some desperate rich guy and divorce him. Hot people's lives are never over.
zma123456
Oh right yeah forgot about that
HowComeThisIsAFeature
Good, I'm tired of people pulling the victim card every 10 seconds.
PMmeYourFeetLadies
Victimization is the most valuable form of currency.
sprbwlshuffler
*cough cough* Brooke Baldwin *cough cough*
AIComments
Right....every 10 seconds, a woman falsely accuses a man a rape. Better watch out, they'll get you next!
TanithRosenbaum
http://mrswarnerarlington.weebly.com/figurative-language.html
wltrrbls
It's nice to see someone falsely accusing another getting jail time.
Grimdude
Not sure why it's so nice to see, seeing as it happens all the damn time and Imgur always celebrates it for some reason
wltrrbls
My sister in law took my brother to court for allegedly beating her up after he refused to pay her thousands of pounds a month in support.
wltrrbls
She recanted her claim after we found out that their three kids were not his, and they're from two different fathers. She was a c*nt.
Tyrosine68
Good. This kind of shit not only harms the falsely accused but it also discredits legitimate assault victims.
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
No dude, all "assault victims" make it up and are just out to ruin some dude's life, isn't that why we get justice boners over these? /s
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
PS I am in no way defending this woman's actions, she's a piece of shit.
MaddieStanton
As a victim myself I completely agree with you
Illthinkofausernamelater
It also harms the person they're accusing too.
keyonne
I'm also super glad she likely won't be a cop now
bingotown
So serious question, how do they know she was lying?
JudgeJack
Police questioning, her account of events didn't add up, plus people have tells when they're lying, police can pick up on these things.
JudgeJack
Not to mention there's physical evidence as well.
Arrrrgggggghhhh
I found an article on this and apparently a recording with the taxi operator supported his claims, and GPS proved her description of 1/2
Arrrrgggggghhhh
of the Journey she supplied was untrue. 2/2
Treblaine
Look like I'm going to have to use this again
DefenderOfDog
not nearly enough jail time
GodEmperorOfImgur
The added punishment is that she can't pursue a career in law enforcement, that's a good punishment.
DeathStarWasAnInsideJob
Rich girls don't go to prison
sprbwlshuffler
Women get more lenient sentences than men.
DickMercenary
Should get life. Since a rape charge could brand the victim for life.
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
Life... for false accusations of groping/molestation?
ArtesiaLoc2718
If I accuse you and you get sentenced, would you be happy with me ruining your life and getting away with it ?
Lavie154
what he mans is that the reputation would stick with you for the rest of your life, even if it was false
Lavie154
means*
PlantainSuperNova
Imgur would have you believe that false rape claims are more common than actual rape. Why is this the hill you guys wanna die on??
ilovebees
Imagine if we could get every convicted rapist to the front page like these sparse "false rape" cases.
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PlantainSuperNova
Sure, but there are a whole lot more proven rape cases, and I've seen imgur defend a lot of convicted rapists like Brock Turner.
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VirtualChessLessons
That's quite a leap you made. I think most people just like seeing bad actions receive just punishment.
Asteroidrules
Then why get more upset at the less than 5% of rape claims that turn out to be false than the more than 90% of rapes that go unpunished?
VirtualChessLessons
More upset? I've probably seen dozens of Brock Turner posts hit fp with plenty of hate. As far as the %s, idk if that's accurate, but (1)
VirtualChessLessons
if I had to guess, I'd say the vast majority of imgurians are disgusted with real rape and false rape allegations (2)
PlantainSuperNova
Yeah sure. Which is why there were fp posts defending Brock Turner and complaining about how his conviction was "ruining" his life.
Syralight
I don't remember that. But then I'm not on here every day.
givemeyourhate
Care to share with us these FP posts?
FlyingDorito
No one is claiming that false rape claims are more common than actual rape. However, there are a lot of uneducated people who claim 1/?
FlyingDorito
by referring to unreliable source that 98% of rape claims are legitimate claims, and 2% are false rape claims. Those people also claim 2/?
FlyingDorito
that out of only 10% rape cases are reported, 30% of the reported cases go to trial, and 10% of that ended up being convicted. 3/?
FlyingDorito
If the stats were true, which they are not, it means police and courts are incredibly biased against rape victims. How else explain 4/?
FlyingDorito
the 70% dropped case? Right? 70% cases are dropped, yet only 2% are considered false rape accusation? Are you serious? 5/?
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Good, one less law breaker becoming a cop.
MrCheezypoofs
I can't figure out how to post the fucking Stannis gif, but it's fewer.
PolarHailStorm
Not just a police officer, hopefully, but any and all forms of law enforcement! :D
masterblaster666
Upvote all day long
Spiderbubble
She can't become a cop now right? Since she has that on her record?
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Hopefully not, I don't know about the standards in her country though.
KenanAndKelThuzad
Certain crimes bar you depending on severity. Crimes like that though would make her almost useless in testifying, so probably not.
MerToo
girl in my cab "you have to make this ride free or i'll say you assaulted me" me: fibre-optic camera in the vent here says you're a liar".
MerToo
scary bit: I was totally bluffing. Got paid though but for a $10 fare I shouldn't be put in fear of a gratuitous life-wrecking.
yourmomisminenow
damn man you have balls
MerToo
i prefer the term "foolish but entertaining"
saucemothfuckinsauce
Then you got a real camera, right?
MerToo
the cars have cameras now, after my offsider got beat nearly to death & left in the boot of his car where he wasn't found til next morning
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
Dude she could have ruined a marriage and had that guys kids taken from him just cause she wanted to be shitty, fuck her
imgurgladtobehere
Evil exists. Denial does not make it not exist. Don't be evil.
CrimsonCore
Goes to show that police officers arent magically good people and also do crappy things. Suprise suprise.
kishia
Read "~whose dream was to be a police officer..."
CrimsonCore
Yeah and if she did become a police officer as per her dream, do you think that makes you a new person? It doesnt. Not hating just stating.
kishia
Your comment was just irrelevant and full of hate considering the OP. ✌
CrimsonCore
I think some people need to look up what the word hate means in the dictionary.
Thradeau
It did wreck friendships, he was no longer welcome in the homes of friends, generally felt as a wound on his religious community >
Thradeau
> even cleared he might not be able to come properly back. He's permanently worried about picking up solo females now in the least.
SocialMediaMakesUsLessSocial
This is what I think happened witj Ezekiel Elliot's alleged victim.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Fucking piece of shit
Axelord
No thanks!
killer10347
16 months should be changed to 16 years.
ThatsGrimKraken
Somewhat agree- though I feel like the fact that her career in law is now potentially ruined helps justify her sentencing.
JunWasHere
Plus, jail time costs tax dollars. Meanwhile, the cultural penalties practically enforce themselves.
killer10347
There's not much of a cultural penalty for false accusers, though, compared to the accused.
JunWasHere
Everything's gotta start somewhere. Yeah, much culture sucks atm but things are trending towards positive change. I'll take what I can get.
killer10347
A publicly falsely accused rapist will get death threats before the court case even starts. This woman will be forgotten in a week.
elizardo
Injustice!
Vekaer
THIS
GarlicOnCorgi
some r/incel crap lmao
kaboosh5353
I can feel the cheeto stained neck beard behind this picture
hr0nk
Lol no.
BetaWolfOcho
Vekaer
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PmMeGifsForSauce
Over ten dollars no less! Just get a different bill bitch. Goes to show shitty people invade all walks and professions.
karaboolou
Definitely, i charged a man with sexual assault and went to court. He was trying to be a police officer. No idea what he's doing now.
CyberPunk1987
Dude I sat next to in college killed someone over ten dollars. People can be worse than animals
shinydev
Not to be pedantic, but ten pounds. So, about $13.50. Your point stands though.
BruceJi
Not to be a dinosaur, but REEEARRRWREARRWWWRRRRRR
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
To be fair the comment did say "Over ten dollars, no less"
casualnihilist
you are technically correct
casualnihilist
the best kind of correct
malcolmisamazing
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/909991-futurama
malcolmisamazing
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/909991-futurama
CasualRudenessConstantAlcoholism
Not to be rude, but what a stupid thing to say and then follow up with.
TheAstarion
Not to be a potato, but I'm a tuberous staple of the majority of the western world.
NameNotFoundException
All about that tree fiddy
payme
You were being exactly pedantic though.
VoidofStatic
shinydev
As you say, sir.
FourthCause
Shallow and pedantic
GingerBeardsRule
mmm
ILoveCreamPies
I'll allow it.
PluckedDuck
Pedantophile.
blankunderscore
So the penalty for attempting to ruin someone's life is 16 months. Hmm not bad
DispleasedDog
Criminal records in the UK go far. Her punishment is much more than 16 months it's her entire life.
JohnnieSnow
In the UK maybe. Here in the States they’d hang you.
JohnnieSnow
The joke regarding the inefficient policing in the US Commenters’ heads.
ALateCommenter
No. No we don't.
awindingland
No shed get off with probably less. Our cpurt system doesnt give a fuck unless the case can make someone some money
RandAIFlagg
Too bad she wasn't a white male athlete. She'd have gotten community service.
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Or if she just didn't admit she lied, he would have been put in jail as a woman can not be wrong.
PMMeYourPopplios
Well I'm pretty sure no one's going to believe a white male athlete was groped by a married taxi driver
RandAIFlagg
I dunno, red pillers would buy anything that paints a male victim.
RandAIFlagg
Oh wait, this is in Britain. I have no clue how fucked their justice system is or isn't.
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
I thought a person with such criminal record will never be hired for a serious government job, so her cop aspiration is butchered & buried?
sitarhero
Hopefully. Someone like that doesn't belong in the justice department anywhere, ever.
Nicodemo
Note how they said her dream WAS to be come a police officer.
Onekindofpisslord
I fucking hope so. Seeing how many folks' lives have been ruined over fake rape accusations makes my blood boil. And the 'victim' usually
Onekindofpisslord
gets away with minimal to no punishment to them, as well. And thanks to no 'innocent until proven guilty', the accused's carreer is ruined.
TheAdamantite
That's when you counter sue. My friend actually went through this recently, defamation is a thing to sue for, fuck people who falsely accuse
metalist5487
Continue school and be a lawyer? Or try for private detective. I'm not rooting her on, I'm considering everything before celebrating.
originalBabewiththePower
Lawyers have high ethical standards they are supposed to uphold and must meet before the panel before becoming one.
metalist5487
TIL... well that's good at least.
Christx30
Her problem is doing the false report before she became a cop. If she had waited until after, she'd be safe behind the blue wall.
Kovahjin
Depressingly true.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
This was in Britain, so there's a bit less of that than in the US
YourNeighbor1
2 weeks paid leave
Iiar
He was jailed not her...
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ignoranttostarwarsandvideogames
Umm...according to this post, he got 6 hours while she got 16 months. Was it different?
blankunderscore
Yes this is correct. Sorry for the confusion I read the article but it's a bit late here and I need to sleep
pwnnubz6
He was held while they investigated it. He was only in jail for I think 24 hours? The he was released when they learned she's a lying hoe.
Iiar
I got wrecked for pointing something out
Yqup
I understood it tho and upvoted ya. You went from - 7 to - 6 :/ but yeah people follow the stream and are fast at downvoting
MadeMeMeh
She wanted to be a cop. Imagine how corrupt she would have been.
jjm152
so basically, she'd fit right in?
ChickenFingersYT
I mean come on dude.
elizardo
Dispatch: [SHOTS FIRED]
computerphile
Depends on the country, but she would probably get a job anywhere without difficulty. Before her latest conviction that is
StarkeRealm
There were earlier convictions?
Corin
Police are corrupt most places. Just kinda depends on what level. Like, in Japan, patrol officers are pillars of the community but 1/2
Corin
"detectives" actively ignore most cases and only investigate the ones they're certain they can close. 2/2
computerphile
If you honestly believe that, then you have my pity.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Sooo no one's going to ask why her $10 was soaked in kebab oil?
BubblesDepo
Or how he was able to tell that that's what it was?
Drewscifer
Sometimes any lube will do?
SHLUBBER
Why is it soaked in kebab oil?
InsaneK9
Kebab oil is code. Code for he nasty cunt.
LordCarna
nosrephcuson
"driver was interviewed and said he could recall Pointon being "extremely drunk" when she got into his car holding a kebab."
Mirandathepanda
You are the hidden gem and i have found you.
jorgspider
£*
Gorillionare
What, you got a problem with kababs or something?
corneliusgansevoort
Some cultures actually prefer to soak their lamb in kabab.
zma123456
The driver said when she got in she was holding a kebab in one hand.
gerontophilia
£
ArandomDane
I guess you have never been to London.
SexyStarfish
She snorts kebab oil. Why the hell else would it be soaked?
fantastapotamus
https://i.giphy.com/media/peppjF0s6aCXe/200_s.gif
MrDeadsr
Look at the picture to the right. She eats a lot of kebab
justanotherbumsausage
Dude, you seem to be missing the fact she's a pissed chav that cried rape.
GerribaldSusanMD
Must have been new. Its how we make them. Takes years to wear the oil off. Does help the queen look young.
TwoCheese
£10 you mean
DukeDark
We don't have a key for your heretical currency. It takes fancy html knowledge to produce a symbol for "pound"
TwoCheese
I just used my Mac's virtual keyboard
FullSpeedAhead
So kebabs are the tacos of London?
Manngirl
Same as Australia. Late night kebas rock every time... until the next morning.
stoler202
In Russia its shaurma. Same thing as kebab, mystery meat.
UWantSumFuk
Kebabs are the tacos of all of Europe from what I've seen
elgambito
Kebabs are the Kebabs of Australia.
kevinallover
NYC too. That late night $4 lamb-over-rice-white-sauce-hot-sauce fix is clutch.
PPontiac
if it costs 4$, it' probably not lamb.
Cthulily
Lamb over rice is my favorite street meat.
waitwasthatreal
It's really awful of her. Kind of related question. Do you have to accept gross money as payment, as it is legal tender?
ThatHappensToMeSometimes
I saw some article about a southern gas station who put up a sign about not accepting cash from bras or socks. I guess it's not mandatory.
kanihaznaiph
Yeah because at that point it's an obvious sanitary issue (more so than money normally is)
poughdrew
Tbf, cabbie probably pulled the old "CC reader isn't working" gag and then things escalated and here we are.
AspartameDaddy
No.
Anhabanana
So long as it retains 2/3rds of the original note intact, it is considered legal tender, but can be rejected in a transaction if soiled
Cthulily
If the transaction is soiled? A soiled bill soils a transaction?
Cthulily
I'll see myself out.
Anhabanana
yes, it very well can, as portrayed in the story above
LaBix
Soiled money can be rejected by a business/customer in any transaction. In the event you have soiled money trade it at The Bank.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
What about soiled underwear?
waitwasthatreal
Trade it to an Asian guy?
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
I'm glad I came down far enough in this comment thread to read this.