ninepatch

859 pts ยท March 31, 2014


quilter, writer, vaguely creative person

It's the movie playing in their head...

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

We used to call it "charming the birds"!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, that's how all societies police themselves. Animals nip at their own young to make them behave. Same concept with humans.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well tbf any of us could be feet from a rotting corpse right now and not know it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imma get it too!!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And that home Depot will rent you one. They need more capitalism down there.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My "boy"is 23 and 6'3" now, he's still my boy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, y'all do have that huge Gulf-y thing... And swamps in LA. You're basically an island?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think everybody is sick of summer and ready for Halloween. Or maybe that's just me, lol.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

That's a VERY specific fantasy you got there! Good on you for thinking through the details!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LILY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY CAT JAZZ!!!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Lol, I've got a pure white Maine Coons on red carpet. Vacuuming is my hobby now.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And there was no welfare.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Supposed to stay over there and help... Which is it?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

So let's close the southern border and take care of the afghans. But wait, y'all want us to give you free college and shit. But wait, we're

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Cool, thanks!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, it worked so hard to save the baby!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oooh-kaaaaay.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes he is!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Take the period off the end

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't. I think it's flattering if a man seems interested and happy to be with me. Act too chill and I'm out.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wh-why did you have 12?!?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this! Beautiful music, so please let us know if you release an album. Off-topic: you're awfully cute, too!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry. I hope they appreciate what you're doing for them.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ooh, I like this term! Thank you

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just learned this like 2 days ago!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 I miss mudding. Need to take my truck out.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22 This is wonderful!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, man, I forgot about Moonlighting! Such a great show!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, he's at that teenage gawky stage... just amplified.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0