muttonchoppa

45277 pts ยท November 26, 2013


My cat came up to me on Xmas evening 2013. He walked up my snowy driveway while I was in the garage BSing with a friend. I sing songs to my cat in falsetto. Most of the time it barely rhymes and is completely out of tune. He is an indoor cat and is only allowed to go out when there is snow, or if I cover him in anti flea powder and he is under my supervision.

Yes, I have some in my freezer right now.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And high amps if it gets you.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So drunk sex leading to children?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you did one, you can do the other. It took me going to the ER to quit smoking. 8 mo difference. Be resolute in your decision. Good luck.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

agreed. the restlessness, extra time, good sleep... 8.5mo here. the trick is to do it for one day, then do it again. it is possible.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

under rated

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As many have said, that's not a bug, it's a feature.

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i think the duck is wearing shoes too

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

divorces are expensive. sometimes people are lazy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That number sounds suspiciously low

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wishful thinking but I get it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not a brag, have paid house, car, no debt, $ in bank. Am 35 working, unsure if I'll ever retire. Don't know how that'll work out.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You have a very good doggo

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is opana stronger cause that stuff messed me up

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Preach. Just passed up a job moving an electrical panel because of this. Could I? Probably. Should I. No.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'll be the judge of that! Please...

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They need something to fill their useless days with I guess. Get to feel like they're a part of something.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That's giving a lot of credit to people. More like pack animals or gear grease.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now do one for kitties :)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your parents are dumb. Pay for something you can get at no cost to you, presumably you didn't want private school?

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not to dismiss how great nurses are but I know a bunch that were less than stellar students in grade school. Maybe the dumbs?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What.???

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's nose.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0