muttonchoppa

45277 pts ยท November 26, 2013


My cat came up to me on Xmas evening 2013. He walked up my snowy driveway while I was in the garage BSing with a friend. I sing songs to my cat in falsetto. Most of the time it barely rhymes and is completely out of tune. He is an indoor cat and is only allowed to go out when there is snow, or if I cover him in anti flea powder and he is under my supervision.

The one and only Sam

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Looking for some help

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I'd never give him away

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Learn how to help

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Its not you, its me.

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My friends reaction when he gave me the wrong stuff

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what it feels like being on a boat and then being on shore

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Need help

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what a shit show

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MRW I'm waiting for the kids to go back to school

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How we handle in NE Ohio

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I dont know what to make of this

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MRW my grandpa asks me "What's in the poke?"

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Doesn't matter had sex?

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*sighs* why is this the only site that behaves like this?

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That feeling when all your fresh grass seeding will probably be washed away

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My previous employer got me a new job!

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Quick, slip a finger in the B-hole

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Thought this belonged here

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Not my proudest moment, not my worst.

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A red hot nickel ball placed on floral foam

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Just my luck

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Limo got stuck on the railroad crossing, everyone got out in time

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MRW I make a new post while drunk and proofcheck all of the fields.

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We get it you vape

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View from my "office" today, for your zooming pleasure

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I effed up my credit when I was younger with student loans

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everybody posts cats but not everybody posts grandma's classy solutions to cat (scratch) posts

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Drugs are bad mmmmk - bird probably

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It's my first time falling off a ladder

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For your zooming pleasure open the image in a new tab

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Stop what you are doing this is not a drill

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Pucker your butthole, you wont see it coming.

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Guy got pissed off about bus fare and KO'd himself headbutting a bus

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Gone in 60 Seconds GTA recreation

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Aww Yisss Motha Fuckin' Breadcrumbs!

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Today is my 30th birthday and I want to celebrate with you!

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TL;DR an almost 30 year old went back to school, maybe will earn himself a life.

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I fucking love learning

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Drinking and cliffs are not a wise combination

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Guy left his key in the ignition of his locked truck

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Two adorable guinea dawwws swimming

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Side launching a battleship

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What the hell is this?

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Imgur currently

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I probably have a problem

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When I was a kid it was all about expanding on ideas

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@Psychoikilla RW he cooks for his family

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Mama walks her ducklings across the street

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This reminds me of field trips in elementary school

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