mugsofbourbon

192 pts ยท June 28, 2016


Most of us started out in some live porn

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The invention of iMgur really choked up 9Gag

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last comment says "dude your pretty dope" but I didn't see any dope, pretty or not. I'll go look again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's got those I'll slice your throat in the middle of the night then fuck you kind of eyes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IMgur, where one girls = 5/7

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Porn. It's about to become x rated.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you told your manager you were clocking out because of injury!?! Date starts now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And lots of unshaven bits.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hair for grip

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Our defense budget is slightly higher than theirs...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's Tony's daughter.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw a stand up show by Fluffy. He said Arnold has a handler that lets him know to move on to the next person. He is fantastic with a crowd

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Assuming not all that are into bestiality are into dogs either. I mean, cat people exist, sooo...yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chicken is just naturally processed seed.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

French braid/bun and two cans of Aquanet would probably allow her to get a DOT safety rating.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Momma dog with pups, acting hurt to lead predators away? Birds do this all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes you will!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are conjoined twins kissing their mutual girlfriend!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The solid water is included for "health reasons"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being off the boob is highly not recommended. Unless you were just adding an extra f to make the long f sound in of.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many pairs of jumper cables were present?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you bought lifetime oil changes 15 years ago...best 200 dollar buy ever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This should be a sport in the Olympics!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heard a theory that, statistically, we are more likely to live in a simulation because there would be far more sims than the original.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang you Tim! Sorry for cussing, I hate fake people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same flavor less filling!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alternative dark hood option: GAIN weight instead, have tats put in excess skin area you remove later after liposuction.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gas companies want level roads so we spend more on gas! And OPEC too!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Better with sound. Her "friend" is laughing continuously! Clearly a best friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1