619 pts ยท January 2, 2017
Guns don't kill people. They spread happiness. Have a +1.
Get off my theme song! Have a +1.
Reminds me of my sex life.
Depleted uranium
18
Image mown 15.2 hours ago.
Nokia 3310 reincarnated.
He did a thing. (Sent from HMP Belmarsh.)
I girl, three cups. Oh, and a melon. Sigh...**unzips**
Try taking a tube instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dftDPLAylU
Fabulous photo - just missing boxer slobber. +1
Adblock Plus and uBlock. 700 problems solved.
Does the same apply to masturbation? Asking for me.
Should I send bank account details to Kenya? Asking for a friend.
#1 is my sex life. Have an upvote because I'm crying at the rest. Too happy.
Sigh, unzips...you had me at picture #1...
900 ads blocked in 5 minutes. I am grate adblocker.
Is there free WiFi? Asking for a cheapskate friend...
ERR_TOO_MANY_REDIRECTS
I need a prevailing torque lock slotted castle tee in my sad life. I hate you all. +1
Quick! To the Fap Cave...
+1 for the Casio. -1 for not panning left a bit.
Stop fucking elephants and blue whales.
Mayfair.
The racks save space, the plastic keeps the cars clean and the guy drives them once a month. I know, I know...
Err..put your pike in it?
That is racist.
Ant and Dec, co-presenters, one of whom was convicted of drink-driving in the UK recently.
Drains, cats, foxes, kerbs, traffic. My village has thousands of duckling casualties per nesting season. And yes, they adopt.
Guns don't kill people. They spread happiness. Have a +1.
Get off my theme song! Have a +1.
Reminds me of my sex life.
Depleted uranium
18
Image mown 15.2 hours ago.
Nokia 3310 reincarnated.
He did a thing. (Sent from HMP Belmarsh.)
I girl, three cups. Oh, and a melon. Sigh...**unzips**
Try taking a tube instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dftDPLAylU
Fabulous photo - just missing boxer slobber. +1
Adblock Plus and uBlock. 700 problems solved.
Does the same apply to masturbation? Asking for me.
Should I send bank account details to Kenya? Asking for a friend.
#1 is my sex life. Have an upvote because I'm crying at the rest. Too happy.
Sigh, unzips...you had me at picture #1...
900 ads blocked in 5 minutes. I am grate adblocker.
Is there free WiFi? Asking for a cheapskate friend...
ERR_TOO_MANY_REDIRECTS
I need a prevailing torque lock slotted castle tee in my sad life. I hate you all. +1
Quick! To the Fap Cave...
+1 for the Casio. -1 for not panning left a bit.
Stop fucking elephants and blue whales.
Mayfair.
The racks save space, the plastic keeps the cars clean and the guy drives them once a month. I know, I know...
Err..put your pike in it?
That is racist.
Ant and Dec, co-presenters, one of whom was convicted of drink-driving in the UK recently.
Drains, cats, foxes, kerbs, traffic. My village has thousands of duckling casualties per nesting season. And yes, they adopt.