mrjohnson

41916 pts ยท April 26, 2012


Writer. Southern California. Little else. I often use prepositions to end my sentences with. I am WICKED serious about the correct pluralization of octopus and platypus.

I'm a big fan of using action to denote the speaker! I usually recommend using action first, so the reader knows who is speaking beforehand.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? It would be funny if it weren't so horribly sad.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

But men can show their "tits", so isn't objecting to women doing the same also hypercritical?

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Guys can also show their boobs in public. The correct word would have been vaginas, but people do huffy about that, so your point is flawed.

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

*showing your dick to victims of sexual assault and their families is harassment.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Aw, man. That would blow.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My two biggest fears are racists and spiders. I'm not sure if I'll ever make it down your way...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow. I bet you never thought THIS would be your most downvoted comment. Seems pretty unfair...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Right on. Remember that saying that you can only talk crap to/about a pregnant woman if she's smoking? That was a good saying.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Tyrese was joking about Pandora.

13 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Okay, as long as we all accept that she is the inferior Bronte ;-)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's divided by 1 so...shrug.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like your comment, but hate your username. +1, but it's a divided +1 :-|

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I believe what they are saying is that she looks younger as a boy. She looks like a 16-year-old girl, but a 13-year-old boy.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or let Ramsey be Ramsey...

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ohhh. I was just wondering. I have a friend who has deuteranopia, and I was wondering if this is how he sees the world. Now I know it is :-)

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Spoiler: TACO BELL IS HAVING BREAKFAST! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! TASTE MY REIGN OF EVVVILLLL.

13 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

If these show "deficient", would it actually be worse for someone with the more extreme degree of blindness? Just curious.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

haha. You're insane and I love you.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And, in keeping with the theme, Northstar got married last year :-)

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's breastfeeding a baby, thus the "meals".

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No freaking kidding! Have you read American Prometheus? Prepare to have your life ruined by the sadness of his life.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holla! Did you also get a medallion? Shinnnny.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2nd: How long have you two been together?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First: Read all of what perlcat said (he replied to himself so you might miss it).

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ! That is also my America. Well, maybe a few methheads short, but otherwise...

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

STOP LYING TO ME! I'M SICK OF GROWNUPS LYING TO ME! *smashes vase with broomstick*

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0