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May 24, 2013 8:36 PM
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BobbyPinInfectorVector
the level of stupidity is TOO DAMN HIGH
LacieThiede75
The Popeyes tweet is genius. Goddammit I wish I was that funny.
StiabhnaD
I highly suspect some of these are ironic jokes. But then... Twitter....
iregretthisdecisionimmediately
I think my IQ dropped by about 70 points just reading some of these.. troll or not.
galaviz003
Time to follow some people.
WillHapgood
At least they all have endless amounts of swag
Slothpocolypse
I wasn't sure I wanted to keep going after the first one.. I did, and now I'm sad people like this exist:(
chi1kitabanana
i am concerned for the future of America..
TurkTurkelton
Some of these are obviously jokes.
aricdaninja
Why would you take the time to state the obvious? Pay attention to the ones that ARE NOT jokes.
john1912
These ppl are all too stupid to live....Their brains should have spontaneously stopped long ago....
elvi48
Who needs an oscar when you painted the Mona Lisa? AmIright?
windcriesamy
I remember no one in my 7th grade science class wanted to read aloud because they were afraid of saying "orgasm" instead of "organism".
XDarkAngel
The stupid...... it burns!!!!
IAmCthulhu
There are 21 people here who don't deserve to live... The other one actually made sense, was funny, and wasn't completely stupid.
TDWPTWD
lal which one
IAmCthulhu
The popeyes one
watmagic
kill them, kill them all, kill them with fire before they lay eggs
LatexAndLesbians
At first I laughed but then I just got angry.
GingerTheBeard
i got about half way through, the words out of my mouth were quite literally, "Georgies getting frustrated!"
WhenIWasTwelveIHadAWetDreamAboutOptimusPrime
Did it look something like this.
WhenIWasTwelveIHadAWetDreamAboutOptimusPrime
?*
SignedUpForImgurYaddaYaddaYaddaHeresACoolUsername
I just about frisbee'd my laptop.
icallpeopleJack
It started to give me a headache... and then I just scrolled down to the comments. I refuse to look at this post.
50shadesofDorianGray
this hurt me a LOT. I was trying to figure out how to say "anoronix" for way too long
NotSoSmartAlek
anorexic and moronic
thirteenENs
After reading this, I concur with the last one.
blackscienceguy
*then
IBlueUp
im pretty sure that's a joke.
stallion
And a clever joke at that.
DontEatTheCrabDipYeyay
God I hope the one about klamidia was a Mean Girls reference...
jmeyers1983
I don't know, I'd rather they just kill themselves.
Organism
Sex isn't good without an Organism.
MadJackMcJack
IveJustFoundOutYouCanChangeYourImgurName
Sugarcrotch
that one confuses me so much. after i get over the usage of I'll
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
It's sort of like a man pointing a gun at someone on a rooftop and saying, "Don't jump or I'll kill you."
Sugarcrotch
yeah. why not just say step away from that ledge my friend.
McTrick
Now presenting Idiocracy in 140 characters or less.
GozerTheGozerian
Exactly what I was thinking.
TrentleBerryCrunch
Well imgur has been around for a while :P
McTrick
Zing!
Hisdeadrabbits
85% are black.. hm...
Mercpkt
http://i.imgur.com/h0cTBgv
InHonorofUgly
LOL
TestNamePleaseIgnore
Some of these are actually quite clever.
red4182
MMPRMastodon
And as a black person it hurts because it makes us all look like morons. GOD I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS. Okay I'm good
Nerdextrordinaire
Idiot woman do this to us other woman who aren't hopeless... In any race... It's awful.
kennyken
As a black person these people nor the people dumb enough to think all black people are like this aren't my problem. They can all fuck off.
jhny
soooo... who is your problem? you obviously seem upset by something.
nosaucesbutapplesauces
HAHA. My best friend is black, so I'm not racist for laughing at that. My best friend is also a girl, so I'm not sexist either (just sayin)
Mercpkt
I get it, and I laughed
UntalentedVEVO
omfg
CostumeNerd
The Popeyes one was pretty cute, but the rest were so depressingly idiotic.
figmentalmonkey
I'm fairly certain Tyrese was being sarcastic...
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figmentalmonkey
It is indeed
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
The popeye tweet was gold, that would kill here, how is it dumb?
aiseog
we are dumb here
idonotthinkmyusernamemeanswhatyouthinkitmeans
Hey! I'm no am dumb!
aiseog
fo reals?
Arkonitez
No, dumbs yuo ises! But I'm no dumbester than youse.
Fonepointfour
We don`t need no educashion!
dearmissally
I speak two languages... and in both those languages, "education" has a "t".
Fonepointfour
You`re obviously missing the point here :P
red4182
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
Thatsamalamutenotahusky
We dun need no thot control
ZeldasChampion
No dark sarcasm in da classroom
oHaiDer
Aint nobody got time fo' dat.
jishbrun911
Thank you for not blurring out their names :)
bitemypixels
Affray
Agreed. What is the point of a public shaming if they are anonymous?
TheBostonBruins
Especially "Jesus of New York" as well
comicreader
I bet you checked to see if they made more typos like that.
Melikesp1zzasosomuch
if so, please share :)
PhysicsPhil
Because of this, I created a twitter account to following stupid people. It's [at] FollowingStupid
moshroom
but that's the whole point. if you twitter something, you blurt it out into the whole world to be read by everyone, for decades
hallwaybeatboxbattle
ESPECIALLY 'White CoCo'
Chaostar
You go, White CoCo.
Engineer666
Yeah but do you have a cool car?
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
At first, I didn't understand why the Mona Lisa one was stupid. And then I realized ... and I just felt myself lose IQ points.
catlady4LIFE
So much dumb...brain hurts!
Uptownchic
I felt my IQ points running away in horror.
ek47
Congrats Obama voters, these are your countrymen
Mercpkt
Liberal Jimmies are rustled
TheNeedleNinjaNurse
My eyes are literally burning at this moment. Reading these tweets made my eyes water. Yech.
bordeauxblues
80HD. amazing.
Dominian
He might have it though
adhdtv
Hi
Dagero
I know someone who thought 80/20 metal bars was AD20.
eireofdanorth
@PTCruiser is a parody account though, unfortunately
BunburyBunburist
I had to read three times before I understood.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh my god. I thought she typed 8ohHD like little o. 80. eighty. AD. It all makes sense now. Thank you.
guvnuh
*8oHD. Even better.
bordeauxblues
exactly, even I got it wrong...
Justeazy
Reminds me of people who think they have "CDO" without ever understanding what OCD actually is.
dokieroxie
When I had a project for some HS kids, I recommended NPR as a resource. One had problems with it and I looked at what she had typed: empeer
adaer
Almost as good as 'lack toast and tolerant'.
bordeauxblues
I must admit though, it's really hard to be lack toast and tolerant.
WhereTheresAWill
Ke dr
ImageScienceGirl
took me so long to figure out what that meant.
bigwolfoncampus
Sounds like an awesome name for a band though..
FisterMantastic
It really does.
bordeauxblues
goddammit, it really does.
MoreMemesLessPolitics
There was a local ska band that was around my town growing up called 80HD. They were actually really good.
JuniperJupiter
Their IQ in High Definition, BABY!
bordeauxblues
haha, yes!
DoesThisWorkQuestionMark
Once I had an argument about euthanasia and one of the onlookers thought we were talking about "youth in asia" lol.
bordeauxblues
I've heard this from several people on different occasions, hilarious each time.
TacoPuncher
I'm inclined to believe it since he couldn't sit long enough to learn how to actually spell it
bordeauxblues
this. this is true.
Suibuki
"Imgur is my alter eagle"
GingerTheBeard
whens your eagle ceremony?
Abso
EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MeetMyAlterEgo
^ relevant
WarewolfNotSwearWolf
It's my Altair eagle
d0ri
This is going to be a thing right
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
ah, i remember my alter eagle ceremony...
HeeHeeHeeHoHoHoHaHaHaHaHa
altar*
Dominian
So you have one eagle and this page is your alter eagle. Don't act like it's none since.
CarrierHasArrived725
ah, I remember my eagle ceremony...
fistfullofpancakes
Oh my god, yes. Thank you.
SCorinth
That would be an "altar" eagle.
nocomment1188
THIS!!
SerialKillerJim
well...imgur is my alter giraffe HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok I'll downvote myself
ohnoanotherputz
A couple of them seem intentional for comedic purposes... but the rest...
Pepinlo
I found the "MOOY BEING" one to be hillarious.
KanKan669
I think a couple of them were auto corrects. Like the organism one.
mrjohnson
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Tyrese was joking about Pandora.
tiramigiu
yeah the spanish "mooy being" one made me smile, but is clearly intentional.
Superstzday
Popeyes tweet sounds about right.
NickRivieraMD
Yeah I was wondering why that one was in there.
TheStickyWicket
Thought out and appropriate. I don't think OP (or whoever ACTUALLY put these together) got the joke...
Abso
Thought it was funny. Sure, buns aren't meat, but I still liked it.
ChefKitteh
By buns, he meant butt.
catsniffer
But it doesn't make sense towards the 'piece of meat' statement.
ChefKitteh
Butts are made of flesh, flesh is meat.
catsniffer
It's a word play not a literal play. He said breast, and thighs, but 'buns' aren't on the menu anywhere at Pop Eyes. You get it now?
FeliciaSexopants
Yes it does.
catsniffer
Nope. Chicken -breast-, chicken -thighs-, but, what are chicken buns? Sounds kinky.
SmileyC
It was a punny joke. I see nothing wrong with it.
PhewPhew2222
Not sure what they were pointing out, but buns aren't a form of meat.
ChefKitteh
By buns, he meant butt.
Zalophus
Popeyes is a restaurant. No, buns aren't a piece of meat, but it goes with the theme of the pun/joke he was making.
red4182
Not these, that's for sure
Abso
I wonder what it feels like to sit down with those things inside your butt.
red4182
Like sitting on a Forever Comfy Cushion.
PhewPhew2222
I see where you're going there, but I'm willing to bet those are filled with fat.
NotSoSmartAlek
or silicone.