mratio

47634 pts · May 17, 2011


This is my public profile, I just wrote something about myself... Also, I like cats.

I vaguely remember all of that, that’s why i don’t like going to casinos; smells like childhood.

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Every accusation is an admission.

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Soon I hope. 🤞

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I think we clogged it, too me to get the 💩 🔪

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Perhaps this one 🇷🇺 as well? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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🇮🇱 I wonder what colors their flag has?

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Fuck their government and while we’re at it, fuck russia and our current one as well. *am I on a list yet?

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Unpopular opinion with billionaires: once one has achieved multi-billion status, bank credit should be denied and deemed unnecessary.

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It’s a good product

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What’s the point of bringing back Jesus if they’re just going to arrest and deport him?

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Ima do it anyway

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In public, I’m betting they were always like this in private.

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For safety reasons, you should tie the cloth around the bottle, not stuffed inside that way you can cap the bottle light the outside and when it lands and shatters…

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If you have less than 13 million in combined assets, scientific studies have concluded that you’re less likely to be a sociopath.

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Now that’s a capitalistic idea that the billionaire class should be able to get in front of, then all we have to do is push them.

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How many signatures would it take to get this on a ballot, and do we have to bring our own dipping sauce?

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900+/- billionaires in the US divided by 340 million people is a minuscule amount to ingest. 1mm cubed should suffice.

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Is there any kind of contract to sign? Oh I didn’t bring a pen, is blood acceptable ?

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Samurai Delicatessen 🤣

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Giving me tank girl vibes.

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Oh no sorry I was thinking of Trump‘s fat ass, whenever I think of Van culture I remember an article I read titled “I fucked Anne Coulter in the ass, hard.“ It was viciously funny at the time.

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Have you seen the size of that body?

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I love when you stare at me, I’m just so fresh so clean

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