mouse209

7181 pts ยท January 29, 2013


Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.

Good! Get the gun and bring the cat inside.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What'd you hear, Starbuck?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WEEEeeeeee...

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Following this theory... it meant the earth experienced an event that filled-up the Grand Canyon. Things have settled. Life is rebounding. And the Grand Canyon 2.0 is just starting to receed again.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Possibly that's neutral evil. True chaotic evil is not putting any bins out on collection day right up until the final minutes you hear the garbage truck coming down the street.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A pale horse. In one motion - a tablespoon of astronomy slipped the surely bonds of its denim prision. Wild horses honned unto unsheathed shone of alabaster moon. To delicately nestle into nature's vase. To time, life finds a neigh.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I prefer promession -- dunked in liquid nitrogen and folded to a fine powder. Remains are almost identical to creamation remains.... well, almost. The Wikipedia only says "it's argued as 99.999 percent inorganic" so it's only legal in 2 countries.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"And our lawn will green all winter. We'll be the envy of the neighborhood!" -Stan, American Dad

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Petobello borkshroom

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

True. And also these types of videos are primarily funded by melon farmers and the owl-calling appreciation society. Historically their talent investor backs carry poor support but usually hold well-endowed sources of unproducible or well-hidden income to whip out videos like these.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 50\50 on that, or he's got a ring light.

4 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Drumstick rimshot!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More cool power facts: modern auto tires are somewhat conductive and are known as "rolling ground". Electronics, faults, and built-up static from the air are safely bleed-off to earth ground thru the tires. It's not a straight perfect conductor like a house AC grounding system. But is enough for a car system. Tires are also designed to help conduct lightening strikes to ground.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Cool power fact: the lowest wires are (typically) telecommunications. Energized ones are higher up. The high voltage line(s) are air-gapped 2ft to 3ft from any other line. A single piece of cloth thread is conductive enough. A large enough bird flying in-between, not touching anything, can cause arc jumping. Unlike household low voltage which happily stays inside insulated wires, high voltage... insulation is just a decoration... power will happily come to you.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Kid already understands the entire universe as a concept of that all life merely exists in the now. And politely asks for a cookie too.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the edited-for-tv version of the movie Spaceballs (1987), Colonel Sanders informs Dark Helmet that, yes everyone on the bridge are Morons -- including first-class gunner Philip J. Moron. Helmet uses the line "Great. I'm surrounded by morons. Keep firing morons!"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lemme guess... she likes chicken?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

โœ… appease shareholders
โœ… unburnt coal
โœ… Matrix Morpheus holding a duracell battery.jpg

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Guarding against Gargamalware

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sofia getting those extra uncredited roles.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yup got that DX2. The later replacement cpu Cyrix 5x86 even included mmx1 and mmx2!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ran Adobe Premiere 1.0 video editor on a 486 66mhz (upgraded with a 5x86 133mhz) with 64MB ram. It handled mpeg1 480p sized videos like a champ. Mpeg2 videos was the limit. Today's mpeg4, back then was called xvid; it was experimental and rough.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

" Previously on Battlestar Galactica. . . "

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it went "paaang".

2 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

His bluesygrass music is my cup of tea.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How to run with a drum kit...

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#14 I always TRY to look in the opposite opposite directions, when crossing. Just in case of stolen fleeing cars, pursuing cops that haven't yet turned on the siren, or anything really. Because it's the middle of the road and I'm made of meat. Laws are laws, but still.... meat. ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ

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