moofs

1301 pts · August 24, 2013


Cynical graphic designer.

Well, it kinda is, so you were not wrong. :)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Potatoes lost a lot of credibility in my eyes when I found out racists eat them.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Reading is part of the socialist gay agenda!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

More than a slap on the wrist is coming because judges don’t like seeing judges doxxed/threatened. ("ejudicating" is a spelling mistake)

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It’s not hard to learn the answers to make you look like you understand things. Plus a uniform will make people assume you are competent. :/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trash can: "While you have been partying, drinking, and trying to impress the ladies, I have been studying the dick-knee-punch."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, that’s still better than being shot while the cop shouts "GUUN!!" ...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I thought you wanted to keep them?" after they freak out about all the dead bugs under their bedsheets.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s okay to lose your parents if they’re being cunts. It’s okay to mourn that loss. The good thing is that you can still pick your friends.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine scoring a place in a photo that will go around the world for decades and you are the dumb ass racist in the picture. Neat.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't believe Lincoln - Abraham

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

99% of the people who are something since birth are born into it. True story.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn those liberals!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is the real tragedy of Florida Man. A story seldom told.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, that clean up job must have been shitty. Those are practically kids, and they probably got splattered for no good reason at all. :-/

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Must be a top-notch school with the "computer software and architect" degree, where not knowing which words to capitalize lands you honors.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

… people who are also _really_ well adjusted (and not in the always-fake-smile-on-social-media way).

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

… I can be a clown and supportive, I can also be a real asshole when in the wrong mood. And I know plenty of really nice and comforting …

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s one of those "If you feel like you’re broken, here’s something to make you feel better" I think. I’m depressed for decades, and while …

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is no such thing as a "degree in computer software and architect" and no serious security scholar would ever use "cyber security".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nah man, you know nothing because you know nothing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You’re so deep into your own fairy story that not even facts can get in the way. But it’s Apple users that are sheep in your mind. Wicked.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You just don’t have the faintest clue what you’re talking about, but you keep at it because it makes you feel smarter than the "sheeple"…

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can buy tools for fixing iPhones on Amazon, proprietary my ass.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had two iPhones that broke, got two new iPhones delivered the next day via UPS and asked to give my old one to the USB driver instead.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Apple using PenTile displays? Ya, their support is so shitty that I got a new iPhone when mine was diagnosed with a faulty battery. Lame.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, sorry. I didn’t immediately get that you have no idea what you’re talking about. Are you 12, by chance?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I’ve had an android one phone and it got updated every 2–3 weeks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2