monuke

1507 pts ยท July 6, 2013


One time on Instagram a complete stranger tagged me in a picture of his friend sticking his butt out, and the tag was right on his butt, and I was really confused until I remembered my Instagram name was Buttboner.

It's week 5. Fuck the quarter system.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the biggest issue for me. If you don't declare an action to anyone, especially the DM, you didn't do it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't play a lot of DnD. Is it allowed to retroactively declare what you did last turn?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but most of those states have a higher proportion of the population (e.g. California)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think he meant more like when an 18-19yo has sex with a 17 yo. Especially if they started when they were both under 18.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i haven't been on imgur for a while so it wasn't that far back in history >.>

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dug this up just to say back up bridges are canon as of The Last Jedi because I'm a petty nerd asshole.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure the guy you're answering got that... just doesn't make sense since she'd have the tattoo, not him...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

There's a reasonable limit to this. For example "Do you believe in gravity" is an absurd question, vs "Do you understand gravity."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tbh i think they could have pulled it off with the same actor and some CG de-aging, but most of all LOSE THE FUCKING MUSTACHE

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean... that makes sense if the teacher's goal is to feel special. If their goal is to teach... it doesn't matter as long as they learn.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At my college, I have professors who not only refuse to post their lecture notes, but don't let students take pictures of them in class.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations! You're smarter than sports officials in places like Texas.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like blackmail or outright theft, not vandalism. People fake getting hit by a car for an injury settlement.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, almost all NEO's are well documented asteroids, with the highest risk being 0.2% to impact in 2185. So... Yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think you understand how small the Earth is, and how easy it is to miss.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of the plans are excitingly bullshit. You can alter its course by literally flying an object by it to change trajectory (via gravity).

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No authoritative commands forbidding heteros from calling their partners girlfriend... it's like y'all are trying to be offended.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did no one read it? It's half-serious, and about the frustrations of being a lesbian and hearing girls call friends "girlfriends". Thats it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think you vastly underestimate the diversity of life on Earth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't think you understand how bandwidth works...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"I don't want to be fit, I just want to look fit"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At this point when someone says tone I know they really mean "aesthetics." It's somehow makes me feel better to realize they're saying (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I appreciate that you doubled down on the crazy bitter persona by replying to your own comment. I'm the same with my slightly crippled leg.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

H*ckin

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't think the violence is what makes it uncomfortable...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clearly you don't go to a UC

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

called a womp rat that is 6 - 7 feet tall. Why would call something 7 feet tall a rat. But everyone is just like "oh 2 meters is small huh"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2