moinonplus

14905 pts ยท August 5, 2014


Message me if you need help with your language homework (service provided in English, Finnish, Swedish, French, German, and Mandarin Chinese).

The first person to win the Grammy for best album, do the Superbowl half-time show, and host SNL in the same year. Quite an achievement!

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"The Epstein file drop was a distraction from the Melania movie"

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shelmet

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

British humor, a tit's best.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actual joke aside, their parody of these podcasts where bros find out about stuff for the first time is spot on

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The real question is, SHOULD there be a gif for everything?

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Definitely some strong Ned Flanders vibes here

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why does she remind me of that ski lodge techno party kid

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Conan's family is absolutely gorgeous

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Conan's Mark Twain Prize ceremony

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you mean that most likely, someone's gonna fug that, or that most, likely, are gonna fug that? I think the latter is true

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything I've learned about you has been against my will

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Mix between Conan and Brian Stack (writer and sketch actor on his late night show)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, the eventual butter shits are still going to smell terrible

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Something something Sean Bean

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

What dog are you even talking about, there's definitely no dog in the photo

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitass

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*narrator voice* However, todo was _not_ bueno

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why Egypt has such a reputation as a good tourist destination. Especially as a woman, you might as well go visit Afghanistan with the way things are over there (I have family in Northern Africa so I'm not just some basic xenophobe saying this)

1 year ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

*in a sibling's crotch. Wincest!

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I just learned it the other day, too. It's like this small room at the front door of a house, like a vestibule.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 Brain Cells

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's even sadder is that he can still meet his other grandmother

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes, but this is one of the only contexts where it's Don, not Donald, Trump, or Donny. The only other one I can think of is Teflon Don, and there the choice of Don is obvious because of the rhyme.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, but that only explains the Cheeto part. Surely the full nickname (which I see quite often) is a pun on something, but as a non-American those two are the only ones I can come up with.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Off-topic, but is Don Cheeto supposed to be a riff on Don Cheadle or Don Vito?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0