My Scottish Fold is the only reason I am yet to become an international rock sensation
The best line in the worst Star Wars movie
You can basically hear them grinding their teeth on this one
U fukin w0t m8? i'll bash ya fukin ead in wif me claws i will
Dessert sushi I had in Paris
I present to you: The Komodo dragon, one of the most fearsome apex predators in existence.
Day 1: They've already realized we're actually Tim Tams.
Party like it's July 29th!