moembo

6618 pts ยท May 22, 2012


2019 Update: Scrolling the Hanukkah Tag at home with my siblings. Me: "Wait that looks like my house! OMG it is my house."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great news, puppy is now 9 year old, still believes he is a lap dog, and still weighs 120 lbs.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Santa Claus, Indiana is a magical place that was an integral part of my child hood. I'm Jewish, but I really really hope this is true.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do it. Please?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They look SO WEIRD. But in a futuristic space ship kind of way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Affectionately known as the Hanfrancisco

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They stopped the human trials of the last drug because of the side effects. Methods are getting better, and research should continue.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it didn't fuck over any women as there has been a guess and check to find something effective?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The friction between two condoms, makes them way more likely to rip. Just an FYI, so you don't get any a surprise.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

With perfect use 98% effective. But they can be tampered with, having something your partner can't effect (with you know, a needle) is ideal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With perfect use 98% effective. But they can be tampered with, having something your partner can't effect (with you know, a needle) is ideal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's work on getting male birthcontrol, so yall can also have control over your reproductive futures

9 years ago | Likes 951 Dislikes 41

I have actually.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With that king of handiness you shouldn't be for much longer.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I still have mine somewhere.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one about sprinting across campus is about my college. Still my favorite thing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And one of the two of those is significantly easier to put back together.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worst thing to be #1 in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a fellow pectus kid, got to love that reduced lung capacity. I had corrective surgery and i'm still not up to snuff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a horse statue in Worcester MA with some lovingly polished balls.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a jew I reserve the right to never go to a holocaust museum again as long as I live. It's too much.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The summer blend is on point. Lemon and gingerery

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your rules just keep getting better.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is very good advice.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Touche.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I swear to god they know the effect their uniforms have on people and they revel in it. Hopefully you find him.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I didn't go there so I don't have any pictures.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truest shit ever.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True I'm 5'9 Statistically Im attracted to people who are 6+ Ive had excellent relationships with people shorter (than me) but they are rare

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't always control who you are physically attracted to.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0