mjdredd

54 pts ยท June 18, 2015


Yeah, lawyer your way out of the curse.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bigger issue would, probably, be people attempting to hide that they found a priceless artifact and then sell it on privately.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Motherfuckers better have named that dog "Tara".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shave head, grow goatee, go full Heisenberg

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also call my gut my "bullet proof vest".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Trying to escape a Mugging conviction by giving your victim a blowjob is certainly unique.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Made up outrage. Shops not even open yet, he's trying to get his name in the paper.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

He also became prime minister of the UK during WWII. The man's a pro. Would do anything for a role.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was 350 years ago, we've kinda gotten over it by now.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0