mijjit

721 pts · November 3, 2020


Vernacular like this is exactly why I will never be successful in business. I firmly believe that flowery language like this stems from a place of deceit and dishonesty and it is poison to my ears. Yuck. If you do this, please stop this convoluted nonsense. Seriously it starts one person at a time.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

No, you’d just have to cook it more. They will complain the steak is TOO well done so you’ll have to get out another one.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guarantee you not one of those Golden Corral employees care about or are paying attention to your personal items, even if it is something strange like a poo sock

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is so under appreciated

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I see on his podcast his wife talks about her ozempic and they view it positively I would bet he did a lil as well

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You are so wise

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend had a second story balcony door with no balcony in his Colorado cabin for when it snowed. The second story became the first and the first becomes the basement

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that like the equivalent of one dollar to him?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven’t seen the horse fucker in a while was that one of them that got the axe?

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Any time someone is hitting me up for money at a place I NEED to go (grocery store/gas station) I am extremely resentful anyways. If the place is actually sanctioning the begging?! Fuck you publix.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn one of the last episodes of Saturday night live Colin jost made like three jokes pressuring Lorne to retire so he can take over his position

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get this man to the after

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any time you do this and think “wELl ThAtS wHaT tHe TiP iS for” you are very very wrong. I would have paid YOU that much to not be here asking for shit one minute before closing. Use your deductive reasoning skills. Read the room. It’s not hard

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He actually told one of them they were lucky it was him that took her virginity at fourteen and not some pimply faced fourteen year old… as alleged by one of his victims

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I believe firmly there should be a separate airline for children under twelve. It would make it so much nicer for everyone else, and I think it would make the parents seriously reconsider if they really need to take their newborn on an airplane to go somewhere

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people have very different reactions to mosquitoes, she must be one of those. Or a masochist

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It caught me off guard but only because it’s black patch made me think that there was a tiny man in a suit accosting him, probably not what evolution had in mind

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are these freaky people and why aren’t I between them

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think this is the reason I’m proudest for not having children. Most of them are selfish I don’t want to change my body/life reasons but THAT reason makes my very existence a rebellious act

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why

9 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I have had to ask for help twice while changing my clothes on mushrooms, one was a very complicated Halloween costume but the other was just regular clothes. It’s like the memory of what has been partitioned by the folds ceases when covered. Boggles my mind

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gogurt is not good. Your hands warm it up. Never in my life have I wanted warm yogurt and a spoon really isn’t that much work

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Uh oh looks like a woman in politics though, if there was a period or an exclamation point after the wrong word it could mean she’s shrill or hysterical!!! Better keep it flat and bland with zero emotion so we don’t spook the men

10 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I wish we were more creative in our bloody knuckles phase

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They will never admit to being so shallow they were only interested in banging and the song and dance beforehand is only in hopes of said banging

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to do something like this when I lived in my car, I called it “mega bed”

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Distant talk radio

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do the social group people teach you to do this or is that just something that comes later

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly would get you higher

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0