midnightamusing

6031 pts ยท June 22, 2016


Don't forget, "Whiter shade of pale". Which has uses in almost any situation. First dance as bride and groom for instance.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bridge is a little overdue for maintenance.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Canadian games of Battleship end very quickly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Motor oil, laxative, softball bat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sadly, Its usually the Associated Press who decides the participants in the Bowel Championship Series.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And probably got tired of saying lines like" I ain't no nuthin' 'bout '"birthin' no babies!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She can be fully cocked , just sayin'.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Always up vote Butch ..+1

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

We get it, you vape.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Actually, it's a grapefruit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Public Enemy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haagen Dass.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Dole-ing out energy.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Look for a cute Keebler elf? Sure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not specific enough. Could be Mike Wallace.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No problem, aside from the gag gifts you've got some great music there. Enjoy!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome to vinyl. Helpful hint , stay away from colored vinyl, especially multi colored. Degrades sound quality

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jimmy never looked better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has marijuana legalization written all over it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seriously, does she grind her teeth while sleeping? Can cause neck and shoulder pain.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was 30 years last January 28th

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always thought he'd end up looking like Grady from Sanford and Son.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vindictiveness

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hope that truck has a good winthch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you get that six string at the five and dime? Was it the summer of '69?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hope the parrot BBQ includes the Jimmy Buffet.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

C'mon , you're pinching off a plasma arc . Tell the truth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember when this came with push pins to hold down the outer ring to cardboard....I was like....10

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anal Mustang

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Barefoot girl sittin' on the hood of a Dodge......

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0