microcactus

3061 pts ยท April 8, 2017


I wish I still had mine. AM/FM, speaker, headphone jack, it was sweeeeet!

13 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still need to redeem my Kool-Aid points. Oh, yeah!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once visited the World's Largest Ball of Twine in Minnesota.

5 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Now I know you're not talking about the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The old Pizza Hut building in my town eventually got turned into a Dominos.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now that certainly is a distraction from the Epstein files!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How things turned out:

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, Mister. You're drinking a candle. You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what do you expect from an anti-dentite?

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Roller girl!!!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks but I really wanted a shed, mom.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What kind of monster pours the milk first before the cereal?!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he had, he wouldn't have gotten his research proposal back.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steroids are a hell of a drug.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You're the man now, dog!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Earn peg rewards"

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't be such a cactus!

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Nebraska lost its bowl game that year. KOLN is a tv station in Lincoln, Nebraska. Thus, they are broadcasting that the game was a bummer for Nebraska.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still use them too.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I give this post a thumbs up.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hack the planet!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ol' prison pocket. You'd be surprised at what all you can fit up there.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I once had the Meat Mountain from Arbys. I shouldn't have done that.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is how you end up with a potato being thrown through your living room window.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Ah yeah! Let's go pick up some lot lizards breaker one nine!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's a real shame...

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And here I am thinking: "They made another one? It wasn't that long ago that the one with Tom Cruise was released...."

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0