meatcandy

23669 pts ยท January 25, 2012


something witty that blows your mind....

Wont the brick hang off the edge of the sidewalk? I'm no Mason but it seems really close.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard it play in my head

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you keep it from running away when handled?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just a tiny amount of olive oil and a spoon and my fingers. Took a long time but his belly was so thin I was afraid of ripping it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nom nom nom naaaac aaaack aaaaack

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm her daughter. I asked her. Shes dead serious

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can hear the sound of that ball slapping against my face.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooooh I hear it!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The shit they got away with in the 90's

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2. I've been having nightmares and lucid dreams. At night I heard a metal pop sound next to my ear and we see walking "shadows" sometimes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1/2 Swear to the imgur gods, this wasn't here when I moved my bed from one side to the other. We just moved into this house 2 months ago.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Us old people k ow that those. Numbers read "first of all"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you ever been on a horse? Haha this is imgur.. we don't go outside

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Putting it in the fridge wouldn't euthanize it. His heart would slow. He would sleep. That solves nothing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont forget to wind your cat

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duh?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are now his hat and there is nothing you can do about it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We just moved to TX and into a house that has sat empty for a while. Spiders EVERYWHERE. also seen a couple of roaches. It was for them

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lesson learned! We had just moved into this house that sat for a while and was full of spiders. I'm new to txand didn't know we had gekkos

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very carefully. Tiny bits of coconut oil and slowly, VERY slowly worked it under him and freed him starting with his tail.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He had a bath

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just moved to texas and there are cockroaches everywhere. Our house wasnt lived in for a while and spiders everywhere. I didnt know better.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I am the woman

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Acrylic

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Acrylic

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Acrylic

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tossed them all after this. Lesson learned. I felt SO bad

7 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 2

twerk twerk twerk

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those lenses though... damn. Who in the world thinks they look good? Ruins everything

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine this is what it would be like to be manhandled by a gorilla. you just shut up and accept the giant hand

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1