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Today everyone gets a ribbon
I can still feel the sting of getting snapped by one of these while mom did my hair
ack
Jughead was so much better than Archie
these were the best
Oh that smell!
Ending it on a good note!
Quebeker
Jughead was high all the time.
Pilchard123
But they do get to experience them as Mr. Mime's shoulders!
macthelost
That’s crazy how the cucumber melon thing is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.
socalikid13
They seriously don’t allow dodgeball anymore?!
buttcrackula
Spoiler: Jughead is going to be a big brother.
FantasticFL
Man I still hunt down everything cucumber-melon
kban72
Merry go rounds teach safety.
ElvisHasJustLeftTheBuilding
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
GreenYawgmoth
#1 do not taunt Happy Fun Ball™.
Jimjohnnyjonenson
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK! ACK ACK ACK!
mrnomoniker
ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!
Pioc
Kids play dodge bullets now.
MundaneFacts
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun
XestyXanny
Wait... Kids don't play dodge ball anymore?
meatcandy
I can hear the sound of that ball slapping against my face.
RoilingColon
MeridaIsMySpiritAnimal
I'd say warm vanilla sugar also qualifies as the smell of the 90s
DasDovian
Red rubber ball build character
Filanwizard
What I find funny is people complain about “ribbon for showing up” yet we still allow golden parachutes in business. Same thing really.
Filanwizard
A golden parachute is basically an award for failure.
SkillerPenguin
Nah mate I preferred Archie.
debram861
Never forget that red dodgeball in the face, and getting two black eyes...it sukt!!!
Ktigre
#1 We played dodgeball with a racquetball instead, that was so much fun.
ozmantic
Nice. So kids theses days don't play doge ball anymore, didn't know that.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
When I was a teen, I threw a stink bomb in a friend's parked car, in the middle of August, in Phoenix, when it was about 115 degrees.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
My husband put a stink sac from a skunk under a guys accelerator. Great story I heard at his class reunion.
djsdkdjsk
How would I acquire a stink sac?
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
You have to get really close and ask the skunk very nicely.
HolyHellJezebel
The first 10 seconds of fruit stripe gum were the best.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
It only has 10 seconds.
Grizabellakat007
And the only.
werewolffbarmitzvah
I always like the tattoos on the wrapper
floofnmeeps
I ended up swallowing it after 5... Too intense fruity flavor made me drool
HungryPumpkn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVg59KB9VEA
timemarcheson
Guess it lasts 5 seconds longer than me.
Aranon
Try 9, hon...
brrrackobama
We'll, the first 10s of fruit stripe gum were the *only* 10s of fruit stripe gum. After that you were just chewing cud.
Itotallygetthatreference
Cucumber melon and Drakkar
ltdreamer
#5 Jughead wound up being a big brother to a bouncy baby girl. OH the memories
ThatoneguywhoplayedUrgotinseason6
Don't worry, now instead they get pink rubber balls to the face, they're lighter so don't as hard, but curve easily so they hit 1/2
ThatoneguywhoplayedUrgotinseason6
unsuspecting victims even the thrower wasn't aiming for.
DisgruntledFerret
#8 ..."Keep out of reach of children"? Who the heck else would want a stink bomb?
justherefortheshitposting
It's reverse psychology to make them more attractive to the primary audience.
NegmieStar
Those hair ties man. They hurt!
SairaEm
They’re perfect for keeping a roll of wrapping paper neatly stored though. Wish I could find more
muwah
Go to a black beauty supply store. You can get 500 for a dollar.
bluecardinal
So much pain.
buttcrackula
Hairballs!
Reckone12
I saw that pic and shuddered. Vicious when chucked across the classroom, deadly when pulled back and snapped on a knuckle.
CascadianTwilight
#1 they absolutely do
wargames
but don't tell the 30 year old trying real hard to be an angry boomer.
xitel
PANG.
noice26
Cucumber melon one got me! That was the o my scent I had from late 90’s to early 2000’s
MyNutsAreStuckOnMyLeg
Did we fuck?
leebeemariebee
Ok my gosh that and pearberry! A few years ago they rereleased them as "vintage" scents and I shamelessly bought several. The scent 1/2
leebeemariebee
Memories from middle school was so intense!
bummerbeth
Country apple was my go to. Have some in my bathroom now.
leebeemariebee
I remember a rumor in middle school that boys would like you more if you smelled like apple pie, so everyone went out and bought that scent
CreepyPhlox
Same. Also that bubble gum/cotton candy body spray with glitter that all the middle school girls wore.
mottledbear
Yeah, that scent ruined candy for me for at least a decade.
pedanticpedestrian
Confession: I still have a bottle. I just can't get rid of it!
probablywithmyanimal
What’s the brown sugar one?? Vanilla something, argh i can’t remember but I always bought that one!
gingerrito
Warm vanilla sugar?
probablywithmyanimal
You’re the best! I can smell it ?
gingerrito
I worked at bath and body works for 3 years:) if it ever gets discontinued, there will be a riot lol
probablywithmyanimal
Yesss, you have the experience! Bahaha I bet! The name alone is the best!