maxplaBeast

3649 pts ยท February 11, 2019


Did he not realize they were going to parachute?

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Lord said 'Next time you see me coming, you better run.' Abe said 'Lord, where you want this killing done?' Lord said out on Highway 61."

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"Lord said to Abraham 'Kill me a son.' Abe said 'Lord, you must be putting me on.' Lord said 'no,' Abe said 'what?' Lord said 1/

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

This is definately true, but you have to make it happen.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darwin has this under control.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or a new frame

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This is the question.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

DO NOT skip your daughter's asthma meds. They have coupons online for brand name drugs that can cover your co-pay. Good RX or just Google

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Noce work, but 1910 wasn't the good old days in China.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

South Carolina Game Cocks

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read every word. My Dad was career Air Force. He was diagnosed with diabetes after 30 years in service. Good luck in Texas.

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Too bad he didn't do more. We stopped a few thousand dead racists too soon.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As Trump himself said, if everyone votes, no Republican will ever be elected again

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The defining characteristic of the modern Republican Party is a lack of empathy. It's a mental illness, really.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck Donald Trump. I look forward to seeing him hang.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

School clubs, if this hell ever ends. Some may meet virtually. My daughter thrived in Japanese club cause she likes anime.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You bastard, I'm in

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the knowledge

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Played this movie for my daughter when she was 10. She looked at me like I was ill. That's the origin of Dad Jokes

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"More beans, Mr. Taggart?"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No self-awareness whatsoever. They have it surgically removed during their baby-eating initiation ceremonies

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We have powered eggs from WWI

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Uou know that for years, NYPD probibited semi-automatics after finding officer equipped with them fired more shots, more often.

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Everyone except the Jews, who are out with me eating Chinese food and watching movies on Christmas eve.

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