Sep 23, 2020 9:41 PM
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Freepour91
Ah chicago never change
MisterAssHat
Chicago! :D I live there!
MagicOrpheus310
It's called "crabbing" and no, an alignment won't fix it, that car is fucked, should not be on the road
beldersroofing746
Looks like this car's doing the sideways shuffle - more like a drunk crab than a vehicle. Alignment? Nah, this ride needs a full-body exorcism.
YoSoyBatmanx
Going south on Ashland?
NikoTT
Deja Vu!I've just been in this place before. Plays on repeat
WhoaaBlackBetty
The Illinois plates don't surprise me
GebLeppard
Southbound N. Ashland Ave at Courtland, Chicago. Metra Clyborne stop on tracks above bridge.
GrundyScrubber
Looks like Cicero in Chicago if I'm not mistaken. That would actually explain a lot.
ImChocolateBear
It’s Ashland and Armitage right near I-90.
krysty23
Looks like a particular spot in Chicago.
jimblebee
HUH
bdoverflow101
Mother fucker fuck shit bitch automobile
7MaresPirate
Good price for you my friend. Clean title...
Muskie4242
That's Chicago, yo. Couldn't tell by the accent in his voice, but it's definitely Chicago.
Czarcasmm
lived near here, can confirm
FakePlasticTreehugger
Illinois plates, you're likely right
RoloTonyBrown
Yeah you can hear the GPS say to turn onto Armitage. I drive by this place to go to the Lowe’s up that way
BigArt
Every Chicagoan knows that's part of the city
imjustheretoupvote
For it's god awful traffic and smell from the leather factory
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
v
KoRplussomeletters
Bean Bandit!
HectoProtecto
Don't unmute
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
DO unmute! Man what a automobile!
dasoffendor
Ashland avenue!
ColonelThrust
Where I used to sit and talk with you?
allowmetopresentmannotcaring
Classic VW, stupid things will run forever no matter how much you fuck them up
purdhapley
This looks like Ashland ave just south of armitage in Chicago.
shaggynuts78
Those potholes on Ashland might knock it back in place.
cleffy1
Ah yes the Volkswagen Jetta Spec Crab Edition, very rare model
moukula
Volkswagen Borat
Tymora
IDNMAN21
That was good. Beyond good.
doubleyouexwhyandz
That’s so effen profound.
FNtraffic
I am no mechanic but you might consider getting an alignment
HeraldofOmega
Nowadays, you have to be a master mechanic to be able to say something is wrong with a car.
Burnteggoz
The frame is fucked, you can't realign that.
ArgonSpark
Technically you can. Frame pullers exist.
weerdo
But it keeps going... thats gotta be worth something
HurricaneShade
Always called that DogTrackin
PistonPrincess
Same
Skaarrlottt
Thank you! I couldn't remember that term.
Thedankknight
I grew up knowing it as "dogwalking" never knew why.
SmokyDoggg
Needs the music
Alternate...
dppaguio
*Eurobeat intensifies*
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
What is the song?
"Tokyo Drift" by the Teriyaki Boys https://youtu.be/iuJDhFRDx9M
Cheers
DhuQarnayn
Dog walking. That's a fucked frame lol
SS2000Ali
It’s has no frame, it’s a unibody...?
No, it's not. That's like an 04 Jetta my man.
Also, unless you're a woman, or 5ft 4, s2k's are not for you homie.
Dog tailing? I saw this...dog something....?
sonicthemariomasterchief
Dog tracking
JimmyGTraveler
Correct !!!!
ChiliBeef
That's a new one. I've always heard it called "crab walking".
Slowga
.
Haha, where you from? NC here
OH, but lived in VA for most of my life prior. I've also heard it called "crabbing".
Looks like you're in the majority! Haha
MaladaptedMedic
NY, always called it crabwalking
That's wild. What do you call soda? Lol
Soda... “pop” or “cola” is for southerners and midwesterners
james25000
PNW here, we call it dog tracking, yup bad frame/chassis
Think someone just yanked it out of a ditch or something, or full on wreck and then just body work?
Yes that's one way. Any collision with another car or structure can cause this also.
thesameasyours
is this good for the tires?
ThisIsMyDogLily
Glad you asked - yes it's very good for the tires. Most people don't know this, but definitely so good.
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Is it good to upvote the content, but down vote the guy talking?
IAmAnthonyStark
I wonder if that is road legal, too
Nathanfake
Just VW things
frezknee
Has nothing to do with VW. lol. Car was probably in a bad wreck or something and the alignment is screwed up. Called crab walking lol
TheYoungerChrisEvans
This is what happens when the mechanics don't finish rotating your tires.
whatpassesforclever
My tires rotate every time I drive!
LurkingHusky
Nope, imagine dragging a cardboard box on an edge for a few miles
Of course it is! It keeps the tires nice and hot to maximize traction!
DoomGuysCousinKenneth
Oh nice I was wondering when someone would adapt Mercs DAS to a road car.
IncrediRis
Yes
captainclutch
It’s good for the tire salesmen
itsbeaverordrugsandipickmeall
Nothing that we do with tires is good for them
Orionsdick
This kills this tires
CorneliusCornwall
No
Morgoroth37
It's theoretically possible that this could have no negative effect on the tires. It could just be an extreme thrust angle. However, this1/2
2/2 is highly unlikely.
downvoteacct
It’s good for tire sales!
ThatDirtyOldMan
rear axle is pulled back/forth on one side. This is called crabbing or dog walking. the rear axle is way out of alignment/displaced.
usmc5547
Independent rear suspension. Just needs an alignment.
Counterfit
That far outta whack, it probably needs repairs as well
xstansiferx
Is this not front wheel drive?
jomi20806
The front wheels are the reason it’s going a specific direction, the alignment of rear wheels is why the rear is kicking to the side 1/2
rather than tracking straight back like a vehicle should. From/rear/all wheel drive plays a part in this but all 4 wheels matter 2/2
witheredspoon
I think it needs an alignment.
CaptainJackSbarro
You think?
Pen15clubmascot
Oohh..look at the mechanic everyone
She's fine. Tires are feathered
freeloaderr
What? No way! Lol
shinyRK9
definitely chaotic evil
PepeLePewLooneyTunes
As a DM, I grant this a +1 and it is now considered magical.
NapoleonDynOmite
Probably can't afford it loving in Chicago
MyDadSaysButanesABastardGas
I thought I recognized that curve
Plus the gps said armitage ave
maxplaBeast
Or a new frame
died0
I think it needs at least three of those
valen00
You know they took it to the shop for windscreen wipers and complained they were being upcharged and their car drives fine
Ya think?!
Control arm
pookieeatworld
Actually looks like both control arms in the back, both those wheels are so toed in I'm surprised they'll turn...
capricaria
How does this happen? Just a wreck or years of neglect? Cause I'm neglectful.
Control arms don't usually break unless you hit a huge pothole or something, and even then it's usually your rims and tires that suffer. ~
More often, the bushings go bad and cause a really bad shake going down the road.
CaptPizzaPants
Frame is bent
UVAChemE2013
Freepour91
Ah chicago never change
MisterAssHat
Chicago! :D I live there!
MagicOrpheus310
It's called "crabbing" and no, an alignment won't fix it, that car is fucked, should not be on the road
beldersroofing746
Looks like this car's doing the sideways shuffle - more like a drunk crab than a vehicle. Alignment? Nah, this ride needs a full-body exorcism.
YoSoyBatmanx
Going south on Ashland?
NikoTT
Deja Vu!
I've just been in this place before. Plays on repeat
WhoaaBlackBetty
The Illinois plates don't surprise me
GebLeppard
Southbound N. Ashland Ave at Courtland, Chicago. Metra Clyborne stop on tracks above bridge.
GrundyScrubber
Looks like Cicero in Chicago if I'm not mistaken. That would actually explain a lot.
ImChocolateBear
It’s Ashland and Armitage right near I-90.
krysty23
Looks like a particular spot in Chicago.
jimblebee
HUH
bdoverflow101
Mother fucker fuck shit bitch automobile
7MaresPirate
Good price for you my friend. Clean title...
Muskie4242
That's Chicago, yo. Couldn't tell by the accent in his voice, but it's definitely Chicago.
Czarcasmm
lived near here, can confirm
FakePlasticTreehugger
Illinois plates, you're likely right
RoloTonyBrown
Yeah you can hear the GPS say to turn onto Armitage. I drive by this place to go to the Lowe’s up that way
BigArt
Every Chicagoan knows that's part of the city
imjustheretoupvote
For it's god awful traffic and smell from the leather factory
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
KoRplussomeletters
Bean Bandit!
HectoProtecto
Don't unmute
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
DO unmute! Man what a automobile!
dasoffendor
Ashland avenue!
ColonelThrust
Where I used to sit and talk with you?
allowmetopresentmannotcaring
Classic VW, stupid things will run forever no matter how much you fuck them up
purdhapley
This looks like Ashland ave just south of armitage in Chicago.
shaggynuts78
Those potholes on Ashland might knock it back in place.
cleffy1
Ah yes the Volkswagen Jetta Spec Crab Edition, very rare model
moukula
Volkswagen Borat
Tymora
IDNMAN21
That was good. Beyond good.
doubleyouexwhyandz
That’s so effen profound.
FNtraffic
I am no mechanic but you might consider getting an alignment
HeraldofOmega
Nowadays, you have to be a master mechanic to be able to say something is wrong with a car.
Burnteggoz
The frame is fucked, you can't realign that.
ArgonSpark
Technically you can. Frame pullers exist.
weerdo
But it keeps going... thats gotta be worth something
HurricaneShade
Always called that DogTrackin
PistonPrincess
Same
Skaarrlottt
Thank you! I couldn't remember that term.
Thedankknight
I grew up knowing it as "dogwalking" never knew why.
SmokyDoggg
Needs the music
SmokyDoggg
Alternate...
dppaguio
*Eurobeat intensifies*
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
What is the song?
SmokyDoggg
"Tokyo Drift" by the Teriyaki Boys https://youtu.be/iuJDhFRDx9M
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Cheers
DhuQarnayn
Dog walking. That's a fucked frame lol
SS2000Ali
It’s has no frame, it’s a unibody...?
DhuQarnayn
No, it's not. That's like an 04 Jetta my man.
DhuQarnayn
Also, unless you're a woman, or 5ft 4, s2k's are not for you homie.
Skaarrlottt
Dog tailing? I saw this...dog something....?
sonicthemariomasterchief
Dog tracking
JimmyGTraveler
Correct !!!!
ChiliBeef
That's a new one. I've always heard it called "crab walking".
Slowga
.
DhuQarnayn
Haha, where you from? NC here
ChiliBeef
OH, but lived in VA for most of my life prior. I've also heard it called "crabbing".
DhuQarnayn
Looks like you're in the majority! Haha
MaladaptedMedic
NY, always called it crabwalking
DhuQarnayn
That's wild. What do you call soda? Lol
MaladaptedMedic
Soda... “pop” or “cola” is for southerners and midwesterners
james25000
PNW here, we call it dog tracking, yup bad frame/chassis
DhuQarnayn
Think someone just yanked it out of a ditch or something, or full on wreck and then just body work?
james25000
Yes that's one way. Any collision with another car or structure can cause this also.
thesameasyours
is this good for the tires?
ThisIsMyDogLily
Glad you asked - yes it's very good for the tires. Most people don't know this, but definitely so good.
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
Is it good to upvote the content, but down vote the guy talking?
IAmAnthonyStark
I wonder if that is road legal, too
Nathanfake
Just VW things
frezknee
Has nothing to do with VW. lol. Car was probably in a bad wreck or something and the alignment is screwed up. Called crab walking lol
TheYoungerChrisEvans
This is what happens when the mechanics don't finish rotating your tires.
whatpassesforclever
My tires rotate every time I drive!
LurkingHusky
Nope, imagine dragging a cardboard box on an edge for a few miles
doubleyouexwhyandz
Of course it is! It keeps the tires nice and hot to maximize traction!
DoomGuysCousinKenneth
Oh nice I was wondering when someone would adapt Mercs DAS to a road car.
IncrediRis
Yes
captainclutch
It’s good for the tire salesmen
itsbeaverordrugsandipickmeall
Nothing that we do with tires is good for them
Orionsdick
This kills this tires
CorneliusCornwall
No
Morgoroth37
It's theoretically possible that this could have no negative effect on the tires. It could just be an extreme thrust angle. However, this1/2
Morgoroth37
2/2 is highly unlikely.
downvoteacct
It’s good for tire sales!
ThatDirtyOldMan
rear axle is pulled back/forth on one side. This is called crabbing or dog walking. the rear axle is way out of alignment/displaced.
usmc5547
Independent rear suspension. Just needs an alignment.
Counterfit
That far outta whack, it probably needs repairs as well
xstansiferx
Is this not front wheel drive?
jomi20806
The front wheels are the reason it’s going a specific direction, the alignment of rear wheels is why the rear is kicking to the side 1/2
jomi20806
rather than tracking straight back like a vehicle should. From/rear/all wheel drive plays a part in this but all 4 wheels matter 2/2
witheredspoon
I think it needs an alignment.
CaptainJackSbarro
You think?
Pen15clubmascot
Oohh..look at the mechanic everyone
Skaarrlottt
She's fine. Tires are feathered
freeloaderr
What? No way! Lol
shinyRK9
definitely chaotic evil
PepeLePewLooneyTunes
As a DM, I grant this a +1 and it is now considered magical.
NapoleonDynOmite
Probably can't afford it loving in Chicago
MyDadSaysButanesABastardGas
I thought I recognized that curve
NapoleonDynOmite
Plus the gps said armitage ave
maxplaBeast
Or a new frame
died0
I think it needs at least three of those
valen00
You know they took it to the shop for windscreen wipers and complained they were being upcharged and their car drives fine
frezknee
Ya think?!
Nathanfake
Control arm
pookieeatworld
Actually looks like both control arms in the back, both those wheels are so toed in I'm surprised they'll turn...
capricaria
How does this happen? Just a wreck or years of neglect? Cause I'm neglectful.
pookieeatworld
Control arms don't usually break unless you hit a huge pothole or something, and even then it's usually your rims and tires that suffer. ~
pookieeatworld
More often, the bushings go bad and cause a really bad shake going down the road.
CaptPizzaPants
Frame is bent
UVAChemE2013