You know quarantine has gone on too long when...
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When I'm trying to take my diet seriously and the waiter asks "Do you want fries with that?"
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When co-workers start opening up to me about their personal lives...
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Don't forget to check under your bed tonight, kiddies...
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Nothing is more time consuming than eating a clock...
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The Fast and the Furry-ous
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Upvoting a dying post...
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Playing a game through on Easy mode after already beating it on Expert...
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MRW I finally win an argument with my SO...
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What usually happens when I try talking to girls...
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MRW I move out on my own and realize how expensive living alone is....
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That's 25 years in a row!
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MRW I wake up to discover that my boyfriend masturbated on to my face again while I was asleep...
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I sent this to my friend when he asked what movie won Best Picture this year at the Oscars...
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This year is going to be different...
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When my boyfriend and I haven't had sex in awhile...
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After not having sex for over a year, I finally had a one night stand...it went about as well as you'd expect.
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Need some gifs? Why not...oh you know the rest...
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I learned more about Global Warming from Futurama than I ever did in school...
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Turned the radio on to a Top 40 station for the first time in years...
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Guys, do you think I should go to the doctor?
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MRW I'm in an argument with my twin brother and he says "I don't even want to look like you right now."
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Life can be shit sometimes, but...
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Trying anal for the first time...
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The weekend is finally here. Goodbye responsibilities...
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When I get in an argument with my S.O.
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My reaction to weight loss posts...
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MRW I'm working late and my S.O. texts me saying "I'm so horny."
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Listening to that old school jam from back in the day...
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Making a good first impression on a date is always important...
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That moment when you find out your GF is a squirter...
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Having a single piece of poop stuck to your butt hole and wriggling on the toilet seat to dislodge it...
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Watching porn in Incognito mode...
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When the rational part of you knows you've drank too much and should stop but the drunk part of you is like "Fuck you, I'm gonna drink until I can't feel feelings anymore!"
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Just some roses falling apart...
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Wearing that outfit that you know you look good in...
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MRW I hear a guy tell his girlfriend "the dress doesn't make you look fat...your fat makes you look fat."
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A lot of my friends are starting to have kids so I've been posting this on their Facebook profiles...
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This was by far the coolest scene from District 9...
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What I imagine my cat is doing when I'm at work...
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This was my holiday vacation...
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One of my cats acting like a fucking derpalope...
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When the pizza man rings the doorbell...
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MRW my Dentist asks me if I brush and floss regularly...
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MRW someone replies to one of my comments...
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Just taking a leisurely stroll through user submitted...
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Bees are so cool...
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My families reaction when our youngest sister who's 16 and going through a rebellious phase tells our Mom and Dad that she's pregnant, keeping it and going to be a better parent than they ever were...
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I like to make LNI reaction gifs...
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