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MRW I wake up to discover that my boyfriend masturbated on to my face again while I was asleep...
May 22, 2016 6:00 PM
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sugarlumpz
https://imgur.com/BJaOCHj
Tuurr
Again?
Lezio
It's fine if you allow him, and like it....
pineapplepuppy
At this moment in time, the post ahead of this is a picture of this:
Braquiador
Man, that "again" really concern me :/
notme222
Don't jump to conclusions. You don't know it was your boyfriend.
ZiboziboZhangzhang
Cum- clusion u mean...
SlightlyDodgy
Clearly the boyfriend jumped to a conclusion....jerked* damn spellchecker
Nalianna
could have been anyone really... you were asleep.
TooOldForThisShit86
Awww man. I was all set to use my jump to conclusions mat.
disabledbunny
Girlfriends hate him!
Decapitatrix
Boyfriends also not crazy about it. Esp if bearded.
armychikagirl
AGAIN
dominiclol124
Wait, wait, wait, wait..... AGAIN
turkeysquid
That's disgusting.
RejabMP
as a gay couple is this normal practice ?
RWM90
Is that a real thing...?
MrPredator
Did you perhaps passout drunk on the lawn between 12am and 2am on a Tuesday?
allizart
Again.
Dra9onslayer
i chuckled
LadyPeppercornthethird
I'd find a new boyfriend
IgiveupIdontknowwhatusernametopick
...haha, holy shit. XD
ForrestMice
How i feel after a family dinner. "Yes, aunt Margret im still unemployed"
ShoppingCartRodeo
there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory.
PUMBAMBI
True love. It's so beautiful.
soejmud
Is there a chemical to stop it from drying that way? Not that I'd ever find a need, but from a knowledge viewpoint it interests me.
crawler8ed
Romantic
AerifiedVallah
and they say chivalry is dead
Lowlsqwid
But certainly not bukakke
oldpudding
That's some good nonboundaries. I approve.
Szavor
What??? That's a thing???
beatlegs
he sounds like a keeper
Pirateswin
Wtf. Who does that?
DennisReynoldsIamtheGoldenGod
People in love
Pirateswin
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
intronow
ppl do that?
ImmaEaty0Face
I know a lot of guys who like it/want to do it
TheShadowProclamation
Uöö
MonsieurLaPaditte
Come here I'll show you
intronow
gonna' passarooni and that one
MonsieurLaPaditte
You're missin out bruh
Nickvae
That sounds kind of fucked up
OnlyLennyFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
iKnow
Only kind of?
Hauntologist
Kind of?!
halidelover
We must have answers...it's either really fucked up or the total opposite.
Elydakai
well.. its a repost sooooo
yourmomisminenow
I have seen so many hentais that start with that premise.
dudewithlettuce
*that's kind of fumed up. +1
flamingflamingo
Thank god this is top comment. With all the lonely imgurians here I thought people would be applauding.
WheelOfBitchSlaps
Unless this is their thing maybe
mike13815
"I have a headache" "I'll just wack off on your face" "Just don't get it in my hair"
sasukate
One time I was taking a nap and I woke up to find my boyfriend at the time masturbating next to me. Very fucked up
washout
I can't even go to sleep reasonably unless I crank one out first, a lot of guys are the same.
sasukate
It was 2pm and he wasn't there when I fell asleep
washout
Lol now it's gone from a bad story to a great story!
titsandjiggles
Next to you? Why is that fucked up?
sasukate
He wasn't there when I fell asleep
Naturally90
Unless it's consensual it's sexual assault. My friends ex came on her in her sleep and filmed it whilst she was pregnant and not feeling sex
Naturally90
She was so upset, she felt degraded and case she was 8 months pregnant she felt he'd really violated her. Sas told she could press charges
Frontrowbass
My wife and are totally into sex with one person sleeping. Makes for good dreams and better wake ups.
DidYouSeeWhatIDidThere
But dont u wake up? If someone pokes me with a finger i wake up... If she dont I think u should take it as an insult
Frontrowbass
Eeeeease into it. Eventually she wakes up, yes.
DidYouSeeWhatIDidThere
Ok what if you two go to sleep angry at each other? Is this an appropriate apology or lets move on kinda thing?
Hendlton
No, but that's a good way to get punched in the face though.
everyzooisapettingzoounlessyourealittlebitch
Unless she liked it.
slappy11
He* read the bio
Darrylbamberg
I had an ex who loved it. Nearly every night I would cover her face with manly Alfredo sauce and then take pictures for her to see in the AM
t33kay
Is she single?
Darrylbamberg
Nah cheated on me with her daughters father. Left that quickly
WhynotZoidbergwhoopwhoopwhoop
That is pretty fucked up..also pictures or it didn't happen
ImSureIHaveAnAccount
They already posted pics, right above the comments and below the title....
Lonewolfing
Agreed. Horribly fucked up. Prove it
FutureNursewhofapsalot
That is wrong on so many levels and disgusting! Prove it
ChrisTheGopher
It's a trap! OP's name is Daniel. Read the bio.
Havacado
Just think of all the confused sperm cells.
DrunkenWeasel
Doesn't mean his boyfriend still couldn't of jacked off on his face.
Texnomancer
Could be gay?
ohlordewhy
Nah, he said no homo.
JustJennnnnn
Again??
KingMe343
I seen him!
OnlyLennyFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
fiddlewheelx
well, if you were to put out every once in a while he wouldnt have to do it now would he?
TheBetterSarah
FREAKING AGAIN?!
Zombraina
Olan. Rogers.
climbontotheshore
Read it in his voice too, haha.
DrMalsain
Again
DrDoomRoom
And again
MeisPip
Since you've been gone?
Fweezerker
And yet again
Davey76
Um... Again... I guess
hardytardigrade
And that was it
Ralpheo
He's said as he did it again
itsPixie
As a woman who always misses a spot, it dries crusty and it's awful.
TotallyNotYourTeacher
It's annoying when it's stuck in your stomach hair. Shampoo week get it out.
linwin3
But supposedly good for your skin!
TheShadowProclamation
Thats not true
CheetahFart
Easy solution : swallow
HighPriestOfCera
One time we somehow missed some on my s/o's neck.... I noticed it and tried to nonchalantly tell her because we were in public. Dear god
thestarshiptrooper
It gets caught in my eyelashes and my boyfriend isn't a fan of me picking it out and throwing it at him. I'm just trying to return the gift
KillingTheJoke1
Go on.
Hendlton
We try to pretend that we aren't monkeys but we are just hairless monkeys, aren't we...
goodguyC
As a dude who came in my pants one time....I can attest!
MongrelArchitect
Post-sex baby wipes.
danishjuggler21
You say "as a woman" as if we men don't cum on ourselves like, half the times we masturbate.
itsPixie
I figure the op was female, idk
NurseDYSP
Same. Missed a spot and found crusty bits on my cleavage later on. It was gross. Lol
EddieFitzgerald
As another boy, upon noticing it I'd feel the same satisfaction as when finishing a Where's Waldo book. What I mean to say is, thank you.
mustang2733
As a boy, sorry!
mustang2733
Okay, I might just end up deleting this since nobody can tell me exactly what's wrong with what I said
ImSumWhatNaked
Lol boy
mustang2733
What's wrong?
mustang2733
Dear lord, can someone at least explain why I'm getting downvotes?
alauzon
Because we're not sorry
GMR95
You used the term boy.
mustang2733
Seriously? I don't see how such a broad term could cause so much hate.