mattrixk

24947 pts ยท May 28, 2014


In primary school they made us pull names out of a hat. The names were the horses racing in the Melbourne Cup. We got prizes based on the results.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Long slow deep breaths work for me. Just keep going until the hiccups stop. I think of it as "stretching the muscle" that's causing the issue. Don't know what's really happening internally, but it works.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IBM for ICBMs

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#27 Alphas was a really fun show. Shame it was cancelled after the season 2 cliffhanger.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I think one of my older siblings must have had it because by the time it got to me it was just the tree, no accessories.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't think it was possible for subtitles to get any worse, but congratulations, you've suck-ceeded.

4 weeks ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 5

I don't like spiders. I've been scared of them since my sister took me to see arachnophobia in the cinema when I was a young'un, but I still muster the courage to capture them and put them outside.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Great, now I need to carry this thing around all day or it will get scrunched up in my pocket"

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#22 *Tighten (because he's an idiot)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I thought you missed a word or 2, but then realised it makes perfect sense as is.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought it was Obi-wan and Anakin before I read any of the text.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The average number of skeletons in the human body is > 1

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#26 it just hit midnight. I'm turning my phone off

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Question for people that like onion: is that a lot of onion? It seems like an over abundance of onion, like a comically large amount in ratio with the other ingredients.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#10 it's just a phrase

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe he'll shit himself to death on live television

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw it as iceberg and boat, but I'm on mobile. Maybe I would have first seen a windscreen if I'd been on desktop.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I often say "fairy muff" instead of "fair enough"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Estoy poopin

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I was imagining a noir Detective on his 3rd slug of Whisky when a rich dame walked into his office to turn his sleepy life upside down

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I somewhat recently became part of an extended friend group where almost all of us are some genre of ND. It's very refreshing not having to mask in social situations.

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Eye sea watt ewe did their

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw a video where a guy turned his false eye into a flashlight. He could turn it on and off with a magnet or something (I can't remember exactly)

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Language is weird. I first read that as [doo-frez-nee], but then realised it's pronounced [doo-frane]. Yes, I understand it's not English (I'm guessing French?), but that doesn't make it less weird.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

[Slow clap]

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Space Truckers

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Singing the song of angry men?

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1