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1049 pts · April 25, 2013


Just another human shaped collection of energy crying out for attention Wow, you can really type a lot in this box... But seriously... . . . . We could be here a while... We could be here a while... Important question: have you ever wondered when you got to stop living life up here (points to head) and start living life down here (points to heart)? I might stop here, mostly because I'm curious to see if this actually worked... (Findings: only one new line character is respected in the text box. Someone else must have tried to do the same thing and Imgur addressed it. Going to try spaces or another character...)

So I guess it’s not so much a time machine, as it is a dodgeball cannon!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your knowledge of Ender’s Game and your numerous postings of cats is impressive... I like you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the Pequeninos’ from Ender’s Game... minus the horrifying death

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

lol, does she give that one cop the finger around the 50 second mark?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn’t where I parked my car

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Did you see all the Apple cinema displays!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m a fan of your username!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too had a Bulls starter jacket in the 90s

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First time I’ve seen someone on Imgur I’ve seen in real life before! Pretty sure I saw you at Hopewell last Friday!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You nerds are funny, I like you!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You chose the best time of year to move here!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Could be... or it could just be the spot where I snipped your dick off

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I saw the two of you at C2E2 2016! Still one of my favorite pics/cosplays I've seen! Cheers and thanks!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm confused, who is the "you" in the third statement? Me the reader or the person who posts a pic of this?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ha, that was my first thought too. "Dude! What's mine say?"

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Something something, what if Zelda was a girl

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

The important thing is that this comment actually earned me far more points than any previous posts or comments

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you actually capable of remembering your username without help?

8 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

Foiled by autocorrect again!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a PSA that there is dirt squirt - which I did not know

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Are you taking applications to be adopted?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, that's funny but not the one I was looking for! The one I had in mind was an actual picture of a woman. An upvote for you though!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4/1 (I'm good at numbers!) I really will buy you a pizza if you find it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3/2 The pictures are of the woman realizing what he asked and being like ohhh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 And he replied, "no but can I get a top?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, it was like a 2 or 3 panel thing from twitter or tumblr. A woman who worked at Starbucks asked a customer if they wanted a lid...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a pizza for you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0