marthaval

119 pts ยท September 6, 2013


Wooooof! Mmeeeeeeooooowwwww!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Omg take this down! -paralegal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in Houston, next the the refinery plants. On 9/11 we got to leave early. We thought planes were heading to Houston to blow shit up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah!!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Proud of you, you handsom devil!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eyyy! We use the same insulin #gangofdiabetics #diabetics4lifeee

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Assholes! Most hated by the internet!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way to turn healthy into clogged arteries!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You got this, man!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rhino rex, I also call him, Sexy Rexy!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the triple flip!!???!?!?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats why i didn't go out this weekend. Also, i have no friends lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just watched this a butt ton of times trying ti figure it out.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Diabetic, still don't understand if type 1 or 2. Wtf body??

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking proud of you!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need them!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also have thoes sheets!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That son of a fuck!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pasadena!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But in all seriousness, this is how I feel walking around campus, waiting for my debts to catch up to me and eat me alive!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a road trip, my dog and I snacked on bananas.. He farted for 2 hours. We rode the rest of the trip with the windows down, it was freezing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not enough hiapanics voted i assumed. Just like in the presidential elections. This is why we can't win.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heeeyyyyyy!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At my office building we have little shells on our toilet paper, it's really rather rough to wipe with.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is this so true!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boyfriend's a chef and in charge of grilling. He always smells like meat. Our agreement is shower before sex, i can't take the smell!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buc-ee's rock, the food rocks, the gas rocks, even the cleanest restrooms rock!!! Yeah Texas!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking yumm!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So that's what those weird flat leg things are for! Thanks imgur!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0