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139 pts · April 15, 2014


Bond, James Bond. Please bring me one human alcoholic beer.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair he does have Sundays off.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he wears any more bronzer the white supremacists will turn on him.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Try not to loudly fart

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always envisioned her with hairy pits…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if other people gave you their money, you wouldn’t have to work. Think about it sheeple.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you got your reward and now you’re just gonna leave…

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You then creare a bacteria to eat the fungus. Circle of life.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Revenge meatloaf should always be served cold.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A girl that can appreciate the little things is a rare gem indeed!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

With an average home price of 25K about 2x salary.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This might shock you, but in their day you actually earned interest on money you had in the bank.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And not an orgasm among the bunch.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Time won’t give me time - Culture Club

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He might want to learn how to shoot

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I wish to buy the MFT for half a billion dollars. If half a billion isn’t enough, just name your price.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Take him to James & 3rd, just to be a dick.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go Beavs!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The other option is you get nothing….

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

That tree just jizzed all over that neighborhood.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You shouldn’t be within 100 feet of a whale and cunts that think this is ok need to have their asses kicked.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

You assholes should never be that close to a whale.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 11

That will buff out.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ya think?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remembered when he died in 1984, they played Flock of Seagulls at his funeral.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If there is a choking hazard from the toys please send a dozen cases to Marjorie Taylor Green’s campaign headquarters.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Mr. T pitying fools circa 1976

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you say yes?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 44

Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0