908 pts ยท August 7, 2017
My housecats do the same thing with a laser pointer
Scotty here , does he happen ta have any Dilithium crystals . Or some good Scotch .
Captain Sisco says , " Phasers on stun . Take them down ."
Teenage Mutant Ninja Corgi
Jealousy they name is Duke
When hiking in the woods , always take someone fat with you . You don't have to be faster than the bear . Just faster than your friend !
What's the difference between a clever midget , and a female marathon runner ? One is a cunning runt ....
Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas
Back stabbing little ape . And yes Chimps are apes not monkeys.
Ahhh Steak
She looks so regal like a queen ! You will drive me to the dog park today , come along don't doddle .
Hey being this cute takes a lot out of you .
The Weeping Angels are still the scariest race in my opinion
Ahh that's right
Let's go get those fleshies boys .
I don't think Jesus got any chicks , unless he nailed Mary Madeline .
Sweet scare
Look away from the Silence and you forget them . Look away from the Weeping Angels and you're fucking dead my Friends!
I remember that episode of Dr. Who . I believe those aliens were called the silence . I could be wrong .
I hope there's a skeleton inside me or I would be a pile of fucking goo on the floor .
It's like when I used to play Diablo . Bones break flesh cuts . Use a mace or hammer on the Skeletons and a Sword on the ghouls .
Someday her descendant will be a doctor aboard a mighty starship and the captain will call him Bones .
Dr. Who Rules
Sex , food , sleep
There's a country song , I want to check you for ticks .
I'm going To the store Too , so it will be just the Two of us .
He looks like a tool . And not a good Craftsman but a flea market knock off .
My karma ran over his dogma
My housecats do the same thing with a laser pointer
Scotty here , does he happen ta have any Dilithium crystals . Or some good Scotch .
Captain Sisco says , " Phasers on stun . Take them down ."
Teenage Mutant Ninja Corgi
Jealousy they name is Duke
When hiking in the woods , always take someone fat with you . You don't have to be faster than the bear . Just faster than your friend !
What's the difference between a clever midget , and a female marathon runner ? One is a cunning runt ....
Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas
Back stabbing little ape . And yes Chimps are apes not monkeys.
Ahhh Steak
She looks so regal like a queen ! You will drive me to the dog park today , come along don't doddle .
Hey being this cute takes a lot out of you .
The Weeping Angels are still the scariest race in my opinion
Ahh that's right
Let's go get those fleshies boys .
I don't think Jesus got any chicks , unless he nailed Mary Madeline .
Sweet scare
Look away from the Silence and you forget them . Look away from the Weeping Angels and you're fucking dead my Friends!
I remember that episode of Dr. Who . I believe those aliens were called the silence . I could be wrong .
I hope there's a skeleton inside me or I would be a pile of fucking goo on the floor .
It's like when I used to play Diablo . Bones break flesh cuts . Use a mace or hammer on the Skeletons and a Sword on the ghouls .
Someday her descendant will be a doctor aboard a mighty starship and the captain will call him Bones .
Dr. Who Rules
Sex , food , sleep
There's a country song , I want to check you for ticks .
I'm going To the store Too , so it will be just the Two of us .
He looks like a tool . And not a good Craftsman but a flea market knock off .
My karma ran over his dogma