Oct 30, 2017 2:54 PM
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JediDavid
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yallmfsneedjesus
Im sure hes a fine policeman but I really feel like educational standards should be higher than high school diploma for police officers.
StephenFries
What’s wrong with slanging cocaine? Osvaldo is doing the lord’s work leave that big boy alone.
jebascho
Also, "Welcome to the Clayton Community!" is an odd thing to say to someone who was explicitly introduced as being from the community.
underunderpants
Brilliant!
kubi
I imagined the punchline was that the reply was a public arrest report of the troll by the new officer.
TinySupreme
PWISD? Possesseion With Intent to Sell or Distribute?
TheSwedishMoose
Yes
markbMoonCreator
He looks like a tool . And not a good Craftsman but a flea market knock off .
vodray
I used to live on Horne St in Clayton. Small world...
alpaccagawd6666
You know it used to be the law in some areas that you could only be a cop in your own town.
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Doxxing is not cool
Dionysus187
It was already a matter of public record , which is how they got it, so its not 'doxxing'
LtMushroomCock
What. Someone explain for my friend. He's a fucking idiot and doesn't understand
CRNoel
I went to high school with stankiewicz.
DarthClitoris
Is he cool?
coolguyzone420
*pulls over former bully* "well then" *turns off body camera* "looks like someone's about to rest arrest"
Verboten1
Yep, cause that is how it works *sigh*. Keep drinking the koolaid! But why should I bother trying to explain anything to cop hating troll
DoyleMcPoyle
looks like osvaldo isn't staying out of trouble https://www.wakepublicrecords.com/sample.php?id=60952
aerodynamit3
Clayton is legitimately a shitty town though.
LionSundress
Clayton is the town you have when you don't have a town
JunglePygmy
Love how that guys address is on blast
MrNotRightNowButMaybeLater
Yeah. It's okay to bully and shit when you're a cop.
JustABonelessAlien
Assuming that the commenter is a cop.....
tpanyS
You're assuming robert pike is a cop. Most states have pretty detailed publicly searchable criminal databases these days I believe.
Cyanrose35
And his nickname will henceforth be stanky
TheGreatWh1t3north
I so badly wish I could’ve applied out of highschool but they seem to want school experience in Canada now, off to my 7pm lecture
VenomousFangs
I thought this was going to about the unfortunate last name, “Stankywitz”
Camelspotting
Well now we know why he became a cop in his home town.
ICantFigureOutGoodUsernameSoLetsSayIHadGreatIdeaButItWasTaken
Still better than Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfKZclMWS1U
Vicith
I actually knew somebody in high school with the same last name, wonder if they are related....
neutrik
Believe me, this one's quite easy.
GneissPags
I have a similar name...so this would be pronounced "stan-kevitch" w stress on "kev"
LimeMime565
You stinky bitch
Ghost662
There's no such thing as bad publicity. Now we all know where to get cocaine.
ExplodingRobotColon
Good ol NC
prepareyourbutt
Sauce: https://www.facebook.com/claytonpoliceNC/
Botarel
Can't police get in trouble for sharing someone's file on social media? Like, does the protection not extend to data protection?
fairybug
While walking into a Whataburger once, I smelled bacon & commented on it. While walking past a cop car. As the cop was exiting. He heard.1/2
I was just a kid, and my mom thankfully was there to help explain what had happened. He already knew, & was laughing, but I felt awful. 2/2
Just imagine the balls-to-brains ratio you’d need to troll the police on their own Facebook page
DangerTrain
You make it sound better than it is, he's just got a very little brains, not big balls.
Mynameishug
Happens in New Zealand all too frequently.
thebiglizard
We had a guy show up for the physical fitness test to get hired by our PD.....with an active arrest warrant.
ProfessorDumbass
He needs a friend to shoot him and blame it on a vigilante group because the police published his address. Sue them for millions
dustySoda
and have a criminal record no less
GoddammitMrNoodle
I would guess is about a 1 to 1 ration.
alpacasaurusrex
Muchas grande juevos. Cojones.. I don’t know what I’m doing.....
cogitoro
I mean, if they're actually servants of the law and not a bunch of reckless thugs with badges, there shouldn't be any danger, right?
InY0Face
This
ohwhereohwhereismyhairbrush
I have a 2 to 1
euxneks
The ratio is large no matter the size of testicles as brain size approaches zero
Vincentius1
I don't get it, what's going on?
g011um
The guy shit talking the hiring of a new police officer is a known criminal
BaconFlavoredChemicalPuffs
A guy said something rude so the cops doxxed him for teh lols
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
This wasn't a dox, and the guy who posted it isn't a cop. All that information is public record and is easily found online.
Techbiohazard
I ACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THIS GUY AND HE WAS IN NJROTC
I see I'm not the only one....
[deleted]
Yea
SpanCoin365
could be that he just wants to serve his community. I joined the AF and plan on becoming either a teacher or a police officer after.
ActualKangaroo
Right, becoming a police officer is "following." It's not a well liked position! Meanwhile you spend all day staring at popular memes.
Follow-Up: This was a reply to the comment "Born follower" by user "CotterPyke"
Stank or Osvaldo?
mixedsalad
that's the impoortant question! ;)
Stank
pdgun
Oh christ, and a policeman right after highschool he sounds like a right cunt.
I wouldn't know about right after high school. I graduated '14. May have gone to college for policing
animalrv
What does NJROTC mean?
jt005
Navy Junior Reserve Officers Training Corps
Oh right. Of course.
Duuds
Its a srtoke symptom
complainsabouteverythingpmuch
How could someone's residence address be public like that?
It's all public record. You can usually find this info on the PDs website.
wererat2000
Still a massive dick move.
As big of a dick move as selling cocaine?
TheGreatWhiteWolf
Highschool education to enforce laws and lawyers need what, 8 years plus some yrs of practice. Standards for cops are a bit low.
Exileddude
Cops just write the citation, you get to go before a judge to defend yourself.
Traja01
Oh, they do a lot more than that.
amk1031
I'm not sure he didn't graduate college. I think they are saying he is locally raised.
I'm a lawyer, not sure where the 8 years comes from and I was prosecuting DUIs while I was still in law school, so not sure about exp either
NKato
Do you still prosecute DUIs? 'cause those bastards need to be given the long dick of the law -- right up to the hilt.
Nah I decided to move in a different direction after graduation. Agreed though.
What about the standard to write laws?
besides some positions having age minimums, I am not aware of any with education requirements.
SkippedOver
You'd be correct: http://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/who-can-become-a-candidate-for-state-legislator.aspx
JediDavid
yallmfsneedjesus
Im sure hes a fine policeman but I really feel like educational standards should be higher than high school diploma for police officers.
StephenFries
What’s wrong with slanging cocaine? Osvaldo is doing the lord’s work leave that big boy alone.
jebascho
Also, "Welcome to the Clayton Community!" is an odd thing to say to someone who was explicitly introduced as being from the community.
underunderpants
Brilliant!
kubi
I imagined the punchline was that the reply was a public arrest report of the troll by the new officer.
TinySupreme
PWISD? Possesseion With Intent to Sell or Distribute?
TheSwedishMoose
Yes
markbMoonCreator
He looks like a tool . And not a good Craftsman but a flea market knock off .
vodray
I used to live on Horne St in Clayton. Small world...
alpaccagawd6666
You know it used to be the law in some areas that you could only be a cop in your own town.
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Doxxing is not cool
Dionysus187
It was already a matter of public record , which is how they got it, so its not 'doxxing'
LtMushroomCock
What. Someone explain for my friend. He's a fucking idiot and doesn't understand
CRNoel
I went to high school with stankiewicz.
DarthClitoris
Is he cool?
coolguyzone420
*pulls over former bully* "well then" *turns off body camera* "looks like someone's about to rest arrest"
Verboten1
Yep, cause that is how it works *sigh*. Keep drinking the koolaid! But why should I bother trying to explain anything to cop hating troll
coolguyzone420
DoyleMcPoyle
looks like osvaldo isn't staying out of trouble https://www.wakepublicrecords.com/sample.php?id=60952
aerodynamit3
Clayton is legitimately a shitty town though.
LionSundress
Clayton is the town you have when you don't have a town
JunglePygmy
Love how that guys address is on blast
MrNotRightNowButMaybeLater
Yeah. It's okay to bully and shit when you're a cop.
JustABonelessAlien
Assuming that the commenter is a cop.....
tpanyS
You're assuming robert pike is a cop. Most states have pretty detailed publicly searchable criminal databases these days I believe.
Cyanrose35
And his nickname will henceforth be stanky
TheGreatWh1t3north
I so badly wish I could’ve applied out of highschool but they seem to want school experience in Canada now, off to my 7pm lecture
VenomousFangs
I thought this was going to about the unfortunate last name, “Stankywitz”
Camelspotting
Well now we know why he became a cop in his home town.
ICantFigureOutGoodUsernameSoLetsSayIHadGreatIdeaButItWasTaken
Still better than Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfKZclMWS1U
Vicith
I actually knew somebody in high school with the same last name, wonder if they are related....
neutrik
Believe me, this one's quite easy.
GneissPags
I have a similar name...so this would be pronounced "stan-kevitch" w stress on "kev"
LimeMime565
You stinky bitch
Ghost662
There's no such thing as bad publicity. Now we all know where to get cocaine.
ExplodingRobotColon
Good ol NC
prepareyourbutt
Sauce: https://www.facebook.com/claytonpoliceNC/
Botarel
Can't police get in trouble for sharing someone's file on social media? Like, does the protection not extend to data protection?
fairybug
While walking into a Whataburger once, I smelled bacon & commented on it. While walking past a cop car. As the cop was exiting. He heard.1/2
fairybug
I was just a kid, and my mom thankfully was there to help explain what had happened. He already knew, & was laughing, but I felt awful. 2/2
hamstre
Just imagine the balls-to-brains ratio you’d need to troll the police on their own Facebook page
DangerTrain
You make it sound better than it is, he's just got a very little brains, not big balls.
Mynameishug
Happens in New Zealand all too frequently.
thebiglizard
We had a guy show up for the physical fitness test to get hired by our PD.....with an active arrest warrant.
ProfessorDumbass
He needs a friend to shoot him and blame it on a vigilante group because the police published his address. Sue them for millions
dustySoda
and have a criminal record no less
GoddammitMrNoodle
I would guess is about a 1 to 1 ration.
alpacasaurusrex
Muchas grande juevos. Cojones.. I don’t know what I’m doing.....
cogitoro
I mean, if they're actually servants of the law and not a bunch of reckless thugs with badges, there shouldn't be any danger, right?
InY0Face
This
ohwhereohwhereismyhairbrush
I have a 2 to 1
euxneks
The ratio is large no matter the size of testicles as brain size approaches zero
Vincentius1
I don't get it, what's going on?
g011um
The guy shit talking the hiring of a new police officer is a known criminal
BaconFlavoredChemicalPuffs
A guy said something rude so the cops doxxed him for teh lols
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
This wasn't a dox, and the guy who posted it isn't a cop. All that information is public record and is easily found online.
Techbiohazard
I ACTUALLY WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THIS GUY AND HE WAS IN NJROTC
CRNoel
I see I'm not the only one....
[deleted]
[deleted]
Techbiohazard
Yea
SpanCoin365
could be that he just wants to serve his community. I joined the AF and plan on becoming either a teacher or a police officer after.
ActualKangaroo
Right, becoming a police officer is "following." It's not a well liked position! Meanwhile you spend all day staring at popular memes.
ActualKangaroo
Follow-Up: This was a reply to the comment "Born follower" by user "CotterPyke"
hamstre
Stank or Osvaldo?
mixedsalad
that's the impoortant question! ;)
Techbiohazard
Stank
pdgun
Oh christ, and a policeman right after highschool he sounds like a right cunt.
Techbiohazard
I wouldn't know about right after high school. I graduated '14. May have gone to college for policing
animalrv
What does NJROTC mean?
jt005
Navy Junior Reserve Officers Training Corps
animalrv
Oh right. Of course.
Duuds
Its a srtoke symptom
complainsabouteverythingpmuch
How could someone's residence address be public like that?
TheWetLustyArgonianMaid
It's all public record. You can usually find this info on the PDs website.
wererat2000
Still a massive dick move.
Vicith
As big of a dick move as selling cocaine?
TheGreatWhiteWolf
Highschool education to enforce laws and lawyers need what, 8 years plus some yrs of practice. Standards for cops are a bit low.
Exileddude
Cops just write the citation, you get to go before a judge to defend yourself.
Traja01
Oh, they do a lot more than that.
amk1031
I'm not sure he didn't graduate college. I think they are saying he is locally raised.
Traja01
I'm a lawyer, not sure where the 8 years comes from and I was prosecuting DUIs while I was still in law school, so not sure about exp either
NKato
Do you still prosecute DUIs? 'cause those bastards need to be given the long dick of the law -- right up to the hilt.
Traja01
Nah I decided to move in a different direction after graduation. Agreed though.
hamstre
What about the standard to write laws?
amk1031
besides some positions having age minimums, I am not aware of any with education requirements.
SkippedOver
You'd be correct: http://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/who-can-become-a-candidate-for-state-legislator.aspx