malgalmal

5848 pts ยท November 19, 2013


i hate talking about myself

Shit I cry at sappy commercials... doesn't take much for me

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Koa

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was trying to figure out how this looks phallic, until I discovered it was an elephant with a fancy haircut

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This quote changed my life a few years ago. I decide if I actually like a person, then consciously focus on not being a dick to said person.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you mean hats on?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Chemical and hormonal changes causes a disruption to the equilibrium in the brain. Mental illness is a disease we just can't understand yet

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is why we need feminism! It's about equality. Stupid fucks ruined the term for everyone. If women are equal- those #s go down too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

It's a positive way of coping with loss. It helps the mom feel like they were a family. It's something that's encouraged. Still creepy tho

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 16

How is it that something i know will kill me look so damn good :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Zebra pens or GTFO! Every zebra I have has been awesome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

then you could just have them drive you home so you don't have to worry about walking

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's extra funny because most fast food places won't let you walk through the drivethru because you have to be in a "motorized vehicle"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's extra funny when most fast food places won't serve people who walk the drivethru because you have to be in a "motorized vehicle"

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Don't break the ice was what I had growing up and my mom kept the missing pieces incase grandkids wanted to play it. literally 5 pieces left

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Twilight looks so lame compared to the rest.... Much like the movie itself

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Put the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge...

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

How's the weather up there?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I use a milk crate

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

10/10 it's a good dog bront

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The only fashion rule that exists is there are no rules

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I want him to be there next doctor

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just worth mentioning: I had a patient the other day who had dry masturbated so often he had abrasions on his penis

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I was told to not ever say no problem at work because if you say something else later in the shift it implies that it was a problem then

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was like a rejected giant porn pic and was really confused about the controversy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roger. But his friends call him Reggie

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Katdiss Evermean

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Violent hardly describes it. He didn't even stagger. I felt so guilty I did that, & that I couldn't use my words.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

been dating for 5 years. By shove I mean placed two hands on his chest and pushed him away when I didn't want to be held and told him that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got mad at my boyfriend once and shoved him harder than I meant to... Felt so bad I cried for half an hour

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