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Feb 12, 2017 7:37 AM
obeytheLaws
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factoroffive
I tried to say "no problem" and "you're fine" at the same time. Came out "your problem"
wookiewoman67
2/2 customer is doing all of us (owner and employees) a favor by shopping at our store. Without customers we don't have jobs. So thank YOU.
pres2pond
Bitte!
xesom
"Nae bother"
PrussianFox
With either 'pal', 'mate', or 'son' at the end depending on the customer.
MadHakon
"You're the one that should be THANKING me!" -- that's entitlement right there. Both customer and employee should be thankful for each other
greeneyesandshirt
I just pre-empt them by saying "thank you" first.
Dannyk604
It aint no thang but a chicken wang
nardokor
Not sure I'm gonna take linguistics advice from someone that misuses 'you're'
alotofpot
I hate it when people say Millennials are so entitled. Especially when this old fuck thinks he's entitled to a 'Thank you' - fuck this guy
MuslimTruckdriver
I just say "my pleasure" as a response...Anybody else or am I just weird?
goodisunpopular
Mean while in the Spanish Language....
IamGelatinSkelly
Or you could just do finger guns and say "Ayyyyy"
Madhouse5213
New Zealand - Yeah Nah Nah Yeah Nah, you're all good mate, Yeah Nah Yeah
AManWhoWasntThere
"...Feeling like a freak on a leash..."
afxzanac
Hahaha made me laugh +1
SHiNiXiA
The proper response is: “Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."
27yoUGLYvirgin
Yeah.
wangtangle
Eh IMO it's kinda regional. For instance where I live it's "our reality splits into infinite shattered timeliness of madness, so no sweat"
anddylanrew
Stop trying to get people to summon Cthulhu
ihavethisusername
God Jerry this is the 3rd time this week you tried to get people to summon Cthulhu!
red666111
http://disneyexaminer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/moana-review-maui-youre-welcome-song-gif.gif
Heartomaton
Tom seems like the type of guy who can't tie his shoes because the stick that's up his ass prevents him from bending over.
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
"There was a problem?"
poppasmurf22
This person calls millennials entitled for not responding to something exactly how he wants? I have told my Gpa thank you and gotten gfys
RincewindTVD
Pretty shitty.
Stellaloga
You're all special snow flakes who can't take criticism. How dare you not treat me exactly how I want.
MrRandom314159
...'good for you' or 'go fuck yourself'?
poppasmurf22
Who says good for yourself?
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poppasmurf22
@RincewindTVD Smurf Village is located in Belgium.
Rivet95
*straight
DankPelican
Thank you for this
Ptolegrog
When a first world problem is feeling "insulted" by a reply that is polite anyway.
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
Let's be honest, to pretend they mean drastically different things is just being an arse
Ihavepoopingproblems
When I worked in a grocery store, I used to get older customers through my line that actually thought "no problem" was offensive.
awkwardmax
Should just say: Nah worries, mate!
PunsAreCoolAndYouCantChangeThat
Guilty
DankPelican
Im a no worries guy. Im also partial to s'all good
FreaksOnWheels
These always messed me up because I was never worried.
nigelandco
Nah yeah
aRepost
*No wuckas.
willygobbler
No wukin furries
jebus1236
*Cunt.
AtomikMolotov
Nah cunt, mate. I don't get it.
malakim
It's a set of instructions for female procreation: No cunt -> mate.
JustABitCrzy
No wokkas
Cerinna
Just READING that made me lose all the worries I had. What the fuck.
JeremyPeevin
1/2(as someone who's kind of between the generations) I can see the older generations POV. "No problem" could sound like "Oh, so my business
JeremyPeevin
2/2 could've been a problem for you somehow?" It comes off as slightly disrespectful. I still say "No problem." Mainly cuz get over yourself
SmolTenk
other party, whereas no problem at least assures you you didnt, even though the possibility existed.
SmolTenk
And you're welcome can be interpreted as "You are damn right to thank me for this." which, too would imply you at least inconvenienced the
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Well as a retail worker, usually the customer is fucking apologizing all over the place, so saying your welcome would sound weird, while 1
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
No problem actually makes sense. "Oh I'm so sorry I took you from what you were doing!" "No, it's no problem ma'am this section is big!
Ihavepoopingproblems
I used to be a bagger at a grocery store. You'd be suprised how often I got told shit like this.
ssjb234
Solution: say nothing to anyone, unless the owners decide to walk your store.
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
If I'm getting paid, it's no problem. If I'm not getting paid, you're welcome
AdmiralButtStuff
I like that.
shamoolie
God, who cares?
Stellaloga
People who have been bitched at in customer service jobs by older people because they said "no problem"
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
That first guy. And then those next three guys.
RustyNeX
ah thats probably why i lost my job, i kept saying to customers "are you fucking sorry?!"
SirFeatherbottom
Flipping them off at the same time probably didn't help either
Metohl
I bet the ungrateful fucks never were.
gamblingpoet
Maybe you should stop kicking soccer balls in their faces. Ever think of that?
wafflesmgee
I used to work as a mechanic, but my dad hated how I smelled of oil every time I came home, so he'd always beat me with jumper cables.
RustyNeX
did he say "are you fucking sorry" afterwards? did it make you wanna dress up as batman on a tuesday?
Fritzl
saw your comment as i clicked next post, had to come back and upvote
pepsichick
FussyZeus
aPeniss
I get that reference!
MnightShariaLaw
At least use the god
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MnightShariaLaw
Yes use the god. Not the gif
aPeniss
My bad, will next time thanks fam. (Not sarcastic)
54r4h
Why would a cashier thank you though, you entitled piece of shit? "Thank you for buying the shit that you wanted. I get paid either way."
peachesforme
it's more a "thank you for your business" than anything else. at least at my work. "thank you for shopping with us today!"
Kythyria
I find that _really_ confusing, since I was always told to thank the cashier.
peachesforme
i was told to thank them for shopping with us.
peachesforme
i was told at my work to thank them for shopping with us
itsPixie
"happy to help!"
itsPixie
I say "sure thing" if I didn't want to help the person.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Get out of here you Sam's club employee.
itsPixie
I'm a stay at home mom :/
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Lol didn't mean it in a mean way it's just that's what they drill in our heads as a reply. I still say no problem though :)
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
OR these are just common sayings that mean the same thing and we don't have to make an issue out of every little detail someone says
Cerinna
My brother and I have the same discussion about several expressions with my mother every other week though.
PaulTheBod
But it's Tumblr. They have to over analyze everything to the point that it makes them feel good or assures their world view.
helenfrankannekeller
I had customers once that lectured me for saying no problem. An older couple of English professors and I hated serving them after that
AdmiralButtStuff
Thank you. I got downvoted to -22 for pointing out how inane Lucas' statement is.
spicepoet
To me it is how folks say one of the two, not which they say. At the local market got a nod and a big smile after a thank you, it fit.
davisboy42
I believe the point being made here is simply that people make too much of an issue out of it, wanting others to be "correct."
AdmiralButtStuff
He made far more of an issue out of it than the guy complaining about cashiers.
ishouldnotwritemyusernameinalllowercasewhoopsidid
As soon as I started reading I thought this is probably gonna be some bs over-thought tumblr post that tries to be super deep and meaningful
ishouldnotwritemyusernameinalllowercasewhoopsidid
But in reality based on no facts whatsoever, and simply tries to create a massive narrative out of literally nothing.
IDontLikeSandItsCoarseAndRoughAndIrritatingAndItGetsEverywhere
I mean, let's not forget the guy making a big deal about it in the original tweet too
yourmomsfavoriteplayer
I've actually had this exact debate with my mom. She has an issue with "no problem".
Lefpa
Maybe try "any time"? It's not sarcastic-sounding like "you're welcome"
peachesforme
i tend to say "that's what i'm here for!" in a super chipper tone