malbec

1673024 pts · January 3, 2013


I put the “fun” in functioning alcoholic, and the “alcoholic” in everything I do

I really wish people would stop blaming, “this timeline,” and start putting the blame where it belongs. On conservatives.

7 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I pick up day laborers and tell them they'll get paid at six p.m. At five forty-five, a certain INS agent by the name of Mose Schrute throws them in the back of a van, drops them off in the middle of Harrisburg, and tells them it's Canada." -Dwight K. Schrute

14 hours ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Tell me you vote conservative without telling me you vote conservative

14 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Sorry no. You can’t pay me .99 to take this.

16 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tag your spot @OP #NADQ

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Israel owns MAGA. Make any inferences you need to.

1 day ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

No context. He just got up one day and said this. This is at a Pokémon con

1 day ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

So, day 1. Whatever this lady is doing.

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It’s not too late to contribute!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has WWE people who work for him. He worked with them during the 80’s. He knows how to cut his ear himself to create a blood effect

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

$2b a day to get people to forget about Trumps Epstein problem?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“No blood for oil?!?”

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YHIS WUDA BEEN SO MUCH WERSE UNDER KALAMALA!!!

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And the nice thing about airports, none of the passengers have any weapons at all. All kidding aside, ice isn’t trained on xray machines. They’re trained on checking ids. Steve Gannon came out and said they’re there to train for the midterm elections

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not really. She’s LGBTQ+ so if there’s any opportunity for bigots to shit on her, they will salivate at the opportunity. I’m surprised at @op for jumping on that bandwagon

3 days ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 10

I know, Dave. We all would.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Steve Bannon has come out saying this is training for the midterms. ICE 🧊 ant trained to operate X-Ray machines. They are trained to check IDs

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Which is why he can’t believe it needs to be said

4 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You said fuck the haters. Shatner leaned into that. The haters kept his name in repetition. It worked for shatner, similiar story for nickelback. It’s how they survived

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And make it easier for body doubles

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Well, liberty and justice for all white people… they just ran out of space. Always plan ahea

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Fuck the haters is why nickelback is still around. They outlasted every other band from their era.

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How do they like their coffee?

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’d be over here like, “is this why it takes so fücking long?!”

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 this is essentially how meritocracy works. I worked harder therefore I am blessed. Bad things happen to others therefore they must have done something wrong to deserve it.

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