maemia

12354 pts · November 21, 2016


Hello, you are probably the only person who will ever read this, that makes you the first. Oh how exciting, you are the first person to read my bio! Unless you aren’t... but let’s not dwell on the negatives I believe this friendship can now blossom into a truly magnificent thing. We should probably come up with a secret handshake and knock, you know just in case someone tries to steal my face and trick you into thinking it’s me! Which could be catastrophic! I mean if they succeed at tricking you you might tell them all the personal things you’ve learned about me from reading my bio! Which I should probably write one day... hey new bestie? Could you please remind me to fill out my bio sometime? Thanks. You da bomb diggity.

Hold up! Gotta go run and tell someone I’m ideal!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You atta what?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh them sweet baby swamp donkies! You should name them Rutt & Tuke.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

That flew right over your head didn’t it? Zee, Zed, Canuck, Canadian? Oh well too late if I have to explain it lol.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry but I must ask, is that pronounced lay-zee-canuck? Or lay-zed-canuck?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like the real word or when reading it? Because my answer would have to be no.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the cat person. ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Was it just me or was that the blood of your enemies right there at the end?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or sorry, more accurately he is only trying to live up to his tag. “Invader of personal space”

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He just wants to hang out with you guys.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is just quackers, very pretty.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a beautiful shitpost.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww what a cute little nerve plant.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No selfies. Welcome to Imgur.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got to the end and mild chuckled then moved on... came back to give upvote after realizing I stole at least 4 of these immediately.

5 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 1

I routinely call my loved one my idiot so... I can relate.

5 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 5

Well I just did a touch of digging and they aren’t illegal where I live so you can come pet mine. If I ever find one. Lol

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It became a popular way of not saying oh my god/lord. Some people say it started with a ad campaign others say it’s from full house.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my lanta I want one! Look and those ears! He looks like he could fly away on those.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Awww I’m so glad the crap made front page so we could see these cute little pricks!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The itty toe beans are adorable! But look at that face! So concernicus!

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Well if this crap has to make it to the front so I can have hedgehogs so be it.

5 years ago | Likes 212 Dislikes 2

Doggammit imgur, how many times do we have to tell you no weinersssooooo my god they are so cute!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Combining the grump of cat and all the hate hell had on hand, we give you wrathful cat.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, ‘tis a shame it’s not beer yet.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like “wow, it’s crazy how small we really are in the perspective of the universe.”

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hello B.C!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also 14! That’s summer weather!

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