Hello, you are probably the only person who will ever read this, that makes you the first. Oh how exciting, you are the first person to read my bio! Unless you aren’t... but let’s not dwell on the negatives I believe this friendship can now blossom into a truly magnificent thing. We should probably come up with a secret handshake and knock, you know just in case someone tries to steal my face and trick you into thinking it’s me! Which could be catastrophic! I mean if they succeed at tricking you you might tell them all the personal things you’ve learned about me from reading my bio! Which I should probably write one day... hey new bestie? Could you please remind me to fill out my bio sometime? Thanks. You da bomb diggity.
Hold up! Gotta go run and tell someone I’m ideal!
You atta what?
Oh them sweet baby swamp donkies! You should name them Rutt & Tuke.
That flew right over your head didn’t it? Zee, Zed, Canuck, Canadian? Oh well too late if I have to explain it lol.
Sorry but I must ask, is that pronounced lay-zee-canuck? Or lay-zed-canuck?
Like the real word or when reading it? Because my answer would have to be no.
Found the cat person. ?
Was it just me or was that the blood of your enemies right there at the end?
Or sorry, more accurately he is only trying to live up to his tag. “Invader of personal space”
He just wants to hang out with you guys.
This is just quackers, very pretty.
What a beautiful shitpost.
Aww what a cute little nerve plant.
No selfies. Welcome to Imgur.
I got to the end and mild chuckled then moved on... came back to give upvote after realizing I stole at least 4 of these immediately.
I routinely call my loved one my idiot so... I can relate.
Well I just did a touch of digging and they aren’t illegal where I live so you can come pet mine. If I ever find one. Lol
It became a popular way of not saying oh my god/lord. Some people say it started with a ad campaign others say it’s from full house.
Oh my lanta I want one! Look and those ears! He looks like he could fly away on those.
Awww I’m so glad the crap made front page so we could see these cute little pricks!
The itty toe beans are adorable! But look at that face! So concernicus!
Well if this crap has to make it to the front so I can have hedgehogs so be it.
Doggammit imgur, how many times do we have to tell you no weinersssooooo my god they are so cute!
Combining the grump of cat and all the hate hell had on hand, we give you wrathful cat.
Man, ‘tis a shame it’s not beer yet.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like “wow, it’s crazy how small we really are in the perspective of the universe.”
Hello B.C!
Also 14! That’s summer weather!