Hello, you are probably the only person who will ever read this, that makes you the first. Oh how exciting, you are the first person to read my bio! Unless you aren’t... but let’s not dwell on the negatives I believe this friendship can now blossom into a truly magnificent thing. We should probably come up with a secret handshake and knock, you know just in case someone tries to steal my face and trick you into thinking it’s me! Which could be catastrophic! I mean if they succeed at tricking you you might tell them all the personal things you’ve learned about me from reading my bio! Which I should probably write one day... hey new bestie? Could you please remind me to fill out my bio sometime? Thanks. You da bomb diggity.
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