madjay20

6697 pts ยท April 11, 2015


I go by Mads. Female, 19 years of age. Imgur makes me happy so that's why I'm here!

Ah. Good old classical conditioning

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I did

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, except I shat myself as well.

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

After reading the first two, I caught myself saying: "I hate this fucking website"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No guys I get it. He got drunk because he peed "peed myself drunk" so excited I got it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It was mended very well. Much love to you and your cats

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too, and I am female

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Happiest puppy I know

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We aren't quite sure. He was an SPCA pup but we are guessing he has Irish setter in him

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Took me way too long to understand the double sided toothpaste... I'm lonely

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hence why I don't own a vacuum

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh trust me.. It can suck in air real good

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good! That was my goal

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha well thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We both laughed on the ground for a solid 10 minutes before he told me to do it again

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. Would be a pretty cool talent though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bit of both

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He told me to do it again

9 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 1

Thunder and lightning*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's the same with my mom. It will never get better, just need to find ways to cope. I know your feels and I'm here for you, stranger.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha shit. Sorry. I'm known to be very slow, especially for jokes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, he is slouching though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Irish woman, beer is never wasted

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Irish woman, beer is never wasted

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a girl. We do equally nice things for each other.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 18 and not even 120 pounds

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL the title isn't about bras..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's an alpaca

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