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Aug 16, 2016 6:30 AM
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thedailycringepodcast
holy fucking shit dude
prufock
You got what you deserved.
iheartb00bs
That is what you get for twerking.
thenotsoright
Muff puff
HaikuCarChase
Its going to be okay, Queefer Sutherland.
ABoringIndividual
This is a good outcome because twerking looks fucking retarded. Your boyfriend should be thankful.
IsItUsed
INere
Twerking looks fucking stupid imo.
sifkoh
Please never say "vagina sucks in air" ever again.
TheBlueMuppet
SCLURRRRRP
sifkoh
I imagine it sounds more like the ghost of a serial murderer passing through a cave.
TheBlueMuppet
Only moister.
toeshy
unavailableyourcallcantgothruasdialed
Nice reference!
dskizzle
I spat water out due to laughter on this. That's what your BF should have done.
megamanismyhero
first girlfriend could queef on command, quite the party trick.
BalrogRoman
That's hilarious. He should have laughed and then helped you up.
madjay20
We both laughed on the ground for a solid 10 minutes before he told me to do it again
ThatBearintheWoods
"Vagina sucks in air" The things you wake up to.
erincpotterart
Wtf is wall twerking?
Lvaneede
I was going to ask the same thing
HbuskM
Twerking against a wall. You really don't need to see it. It's as awful as it sounds
wyatt8740
I still am not 100% sure what twerking is but it sounds terrible.
HbuskM
Shaking your butt like its on fire. Personally I think it looks terrible, but I guess some people like it
GuerillaJoseph
FloridaAsFuck
This one's for you, OP
lonelysock
That happened to me too! We still laugh about it
RogerTheCactus
hahhahahaha the best! i don't know why but i think that people like you are good, funny people.
madjay20
Hahahaha well thank you!
Trogdorthecommentator
Smiling so much because of this!
madjay20
Good! That was my goal
HothRebelsForLife
If he was a good boyfriend he would have laughed and mimicked, or just teased you I have no clue I'm on imgur
Elonth
A good boyfriend would get gender resignemnt so he could queef with you /S
chettlar
ಠ_ಠ
gakio12
And what would a bad boyfriend do?
CareIDoNot
Re-adjust his spike collar and ride away on his Harley
madjay20
He told me to do it again
SmellOfMonkey
He's a keeper then :)
AlexImguram
The twerking or the queefing?
DoctorKorre
Why not both?
madjay20
Bit of both
SovereignPhantasmia
Can you queef on command?
madjay20
Nah. Would be a pretty cool talent though
SavagePatchKids
Queefmand
Stanislawa
I filmed myself twerking and I was HORRIFIED. And mesmerized, but mostly horrified.
Kilamonjaroo
I'm so proud
Stanislawa
Gags agit up YOU LOL
Aquatomahawk
I got written up at work for proving I could twerk
Stanislawa
I got written up for texting a photo of my bare ass when my boss walked by my cube :( I have no awareness of my surroundings
AlexDooDoo
Texting a photo.. That was some good ascii art.
jumpoff69
Imgur can haz this video??
IrritatedKraken
Any tips? As a guy with a decent sized booty, I too would like to twerk...
bongrippinggrannies
Do a wide squat, put hands on knees, and throw ass back then up so the booty cheeks bounce
HypotheticalHypothetical
every man or gay many (orientation stuffs) would be happy to see that
HypotheticalHypothetical
thank the rum for typos
Stanislawa
But I'm a woman ...
RenardLeBlanc
Did he nearly die laughing and then bury his face in the aforementioned vagina?
madjay20
Ah yes
RenardLeBlanc
Good man.
AutonomousPrime
I'd pay real money to see that. I mean, not a lot. But definitely some.
OgreCyques
Well let me tell you about Thailand
TheDirtyDougler
About tree-fiddy
rubix7
And it was ABOUT DAT TIME... That I realized..
holmestrix
Tree Fiddy?
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Definitely a couple of dollars
DocWino
I didn't know sucking air through your vagina screws up your balance.
mikoroshi
She suddenly became more buoyant
Threewisemen
Clicks "you deserved it."
BlaneStrickland
thefatefulqueef
After lurking for years, I'm finally relevant and its time for my first post!
JacksonsDaddy
Onward, you glorious bastard!
TechnicallyRight
Go my son!
MyBallsAreLife
Queef latifa
lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
Queef Latina
SquanchingInHere
god save the queef
PostBorracho
Wiz Laquifa
lethaldoseoverdose
EffHerRightInThePussy
I'm in public and i read this. People are looking at me crazy for laughing like am asshole.
Pleasepickyourballsup
With special musical guest: Chief Queef
DOWNVOTEALLEMOJIS
Don't forget Queefy Wonder
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
And Freddy Mercury's band, Queef.
Stanislawa
Queen LaQueefa is where I thought that was going, but I still like it.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Queef Latina. You're confusing an Oscar winning actress for a Mexican pussy fart
Stanislawa
I'm not confused, I'm never confused.
Mohead12
Queef Laqueefa. Too much?
Gguyer
Queef LaQueefa queefed queefingly.
SaucyDisses
Never, Laqueefa Queef.
APrettyFdupOhLaLa
Queefer Sutherland
ResidentBore
Teen LaQueefa
MantisToboganMD
I'm maxi patty! The enemy of heavy flo!!
Gguyer
Queef Urban
Perfzilla
At least you still have your dignity
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
The joke being that she was trying to twerk?
AuroraNora33
yarp
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
twerking = no dignity
SpottyPancakes
Yep