loveduck

4905 pts ยท November 22, 2011


So... Usually pretty disappointing??

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

I know a baby girl named Sawyer. Her mom complains about people assuming the baby is a boy based on the name.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see you back there Crinkle Bee!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No no no please no! This show gave me so many nightmares as a kid.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone remember the X Files episode where the plastic surgeons keep mutilating their patients?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I eat the crust first so I end on a tastier bite. I tear it off and eat it like a breadstick.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have that same dress on right now, but mine is an xxl that I'm wearing as maternity pajamas.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tuck in your shirt, you're at a wedding!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mine hasn't admitted it, but I'm sure he does too.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

HARPOON!!!! That's my brew.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard it as "Hot Damn!"

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

The two mirrors "cancel" each other's effects, so the text appears normal.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not. The text is in a mirror, and the photo was taken with a front facing phone camera which is also a mirror image. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think if someone walked passed your desk and caught a glimpse of you watching this they would assume it's real porn and report it to HR.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Who down voted this?? It made me laugh.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mike's Maze- Sunderland, Massachusetts

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've been given nasty looks breastfeeding in public, like they caught me doing something gross. I'm pretty discreet about it too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have that same thermometer! Neat.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The husky/pitbull looks like John Travolta was turned into a dog.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This was the title of a palindrome book that was for sale at the book fair one year!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love Ducks! I'm relevant!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I could be in the sun and not worry about burning. I wear long pants and sleeves and a big sunhat because I hate applying sunscreen.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Multiple sets of sheets? What am I, a millionaire??

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What!! I thought I was the only one!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aww tiny lion! We call my car Pink Lips because she has (you guessed it) pink lips.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool! Good job doing something that took so much time and effort! I was barely able to make it through the post without getting distracted.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lambchops!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never mind, I found it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's her belly button?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I know a guy named Zebulon.. People just call him Zeb.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0