Take me to the river

Oct 27, 2016 8:30 AM

standardmannequin

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Lol the naming one. Lifetime Originals presents, "A Boy Named Grandma".

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I wasn't going to, but the dog eating a lemon sealed the deal and won my upvote.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Forever cat tax

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"But mom, I named him after you!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I enjoyed them all. Here is a little gift for you. http://imgur.com/XajxNSm

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"This is Johnathan, my husband. And this is MY DARLING SON, POTATO."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spinach & latinos

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-karch

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

He's the strong, silent type.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking beat me to it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whats up with the name Uma and having fucked up eyes?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a gay, how DARE he associate us with spinach. I resent that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats, jokes, you clever bastard

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I hate gays asians spinach & latinos..." in that order, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

I hate spinach too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Karch. Rebel without a cause

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Daaaaamn, hat kid's got some high hopes. I wish I could wear hats...

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Me too. My head is too big for most hats and it's hard to find one that fits.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess I'm in a midpoint of my life. I've accomplished some goals: obtaining hats, but not my main goal: being able wear them.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cum on my heart <3

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maximum cringe.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WE'RE HAVING A GIRL. LETS NAME HER SAWYER!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know a baby girl named Sawyer. Her mom complains about people assuming the baby is a boy based on the name.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she named her why the fuck would she complain.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone please explain the miracle whip one?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

White people things.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 I want a shirt that says "I hate Gays, Asians, spinach, and Latinos!" Just brilliant!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, why include spinach in the middle of a racist rant?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0