Did you ever hit your pinky toe so hard you had to take a nap.

May 20, 2017 7:17 PM

For the record, I got stabbed once and shit still hurt less than this.

mandown

deadmanlimping

AHHHH FUCK

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I once hit my hand so hard my chest started hurting and I thought I was having a heart attack.

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I broke mine two times on the door frame.

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I kicked a 100lb book case so hard it shifted by two inches.

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Stabed?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

In a manner of speaking.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was obviously a typo. Get over it.

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*stabbed

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That's probably going to get worse before it gets better. Have fun pulling off that nail.

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Few summers ago I was on a three day hike with shitty sneakers and lost both of my big toenails, so I already know the feeling. :)

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My ex dropped a couch on my bit toe once. Hurt like hell. Removing the toe nail a few weeks later hurt a lot too :-/

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Is that why she is the ex?

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I should say yes just because it'd be fun, but truth is we were just not compatible in the long run and parted as friends.

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