963 pts ยท January 26, 2013
I really like dinosaurs.
God I can smell it. I can smell that SNF smell.
All geriatric or OB. All of them. None of them you want to see, either.
Too many. Way too fucking many.
I'm so gay flannel unicorns follow me singing old Tegan and Sara songs, and I sometimes think that.
On second thought, forget the NSFW links. And the blackjack.
That's exactly it. It's a reservoir.
It's the leg twitch at the end there. Every time.
Yeah, but are you on top of your quarterly booster shots?
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Starbursts roasted over the fire are worth ever burn though.
It's an Everlast.
No, it's Becky.
It's just so...big.
Is I'm the only one!
I saw them yesterday! They ended their set with Everything Is Awesome!
Roger, Roger.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines.
My mama didn't raise no dummy. I dug her rap.
Lipschitz
"Common"
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked
I feel pretentious for already knowing this.
I just felt all of my arteries constricting at the sight.
I've been told that putting the sauce from Taco Bell packets on Ramen noodles creates the taste of poverty.
Too bad Stacy can't see she's just not the girl for you.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
Dear Sir/Madam....
I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
Yes, Alex, I came up with it myself.
God I can smell it. I can smell that SNF smell.
All geriatric or OB. All of them. None of them you want to see, either.
Too many. Way too fucking many.
I'm so gay flannel unicorns follow me singing old Tegan and Sara songs, and I sometimes think that.
On second thought, forget the NSFW links. And the blackjack.
That's exactly it. It's a reservoir.
It's the leg twitch at the end there. Every time.
Yeah, but are you on top of your quarterly booster shots?
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
Starbursts roasted over the fire are worth ever burn though.
It's an Everlast.
No, it's Becky.
It's just so...big.
Is I'm the only one!
I saw them yesterday! They ended their set with Everything Is Awesome!
Roger, Roger.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines.
My mama didn't raise no dummy. I dug her rap.
Lipschitz
"Common"
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked
I feel pretentious for already knowing this.
I just felt all of my arteries constricting at the sight.
I've been told that putting the sauce from Taco Bell packets on Ramen noodles creates the taste of poverty.
Too bad Stacy can't see she's just not the girl for you.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
Dear Sir/Madam....
I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.
Yes, Alex, I came up with it myself.