lockesandkeyes

963 pts ยท January 26, 2013


I really like dinosaurs.

God I can smell it. I can smell that SNF smell.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All geriatric or OB. All of them. None of them you want to see, either.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too many. Way too fucking many.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so gay flannel unicorns follow me singing old Tegan and Sara songs, and I sometimes think that.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

On second thought, forget the NSFW links. And the blackjack.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

That's exactly it. It's a reservoir.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's the leg twitch at the end there. Every time.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but are you on top of your quarterly booster shots?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Starbursts roasted over the fire are worth ever burn though.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It's an Everlast.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No, it's Becky.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It's just so...big.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is I'm the only one!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I saw them yesterday! They ended their set with Everything Is Awesome!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Roger, Roger.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mama didn't raise no dummy. I dug her rap.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lipschitz

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Common"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel pretentious for already knowing this.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I just felt all of my arteries constricting at the sight.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been told that putting the sauce from Taco Bell packets on Ramen noodles creates the taste of poverty.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too bad Stacy can't see she's just not the girl for you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dear Sir/Madam....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, Alex, I came up with it myself.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0