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First Official Day on the Boo Boo Bus!!
I gots me some patches and some patients.
EDIT: Thanks for all the love imgur! Don't forget May 15-21 is EMS Week so thank an EMT or Paramedic!
Seethreepeeoh
Good luck OP
Abracaderpa
Connecticut, huh? Time to move there, I guess.
scaredwhiteboy
Oh dear sweet innocent child.
panshand
Congrats! You look happy and proud, as you should!
CanUweldOil
+1 for "boo boo bus"
Zak57TR
*injures self*
1dp1
@OP There's a Sikh guy on the next post. Better go check him out.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
...last day of smiling.
Wetouchingbuttsornah
Haaaa
Ndill
Been a paramedic for a long time. Have a good first day and never take your work home!
TheLastImgurianOnEarth
Be safe out there.
thebigsteezy
TravisBickleHasIdeas
You dick. +1
WaterSeeker
The faster you drive, the smaller the bus gets. Trust me it works.
KarlNapf
*scratches*
Ohnehose
5/7 would stab myself for a ride on her boo boo bus
Envy0816
https://imgur.com/wEHnKFi
desange1
Nice stethoscope colour
tybrosion
So many cringey comments. This is why we don't like selfies.
MaybeYouveBeenShadowBannedToo
That's the old imgur. It has changed
gremfrankenfrolek
What?! You call it a boo boo bus?! That's so awesome!!
SmokingToddlers
I'll make sure to break my fibula next time I am in Connecticut
robberneepuls
Agreed though I'd shoot for a condition with a shorter recovery time.
SymboI
Good luck out there! @OP
ilovegoodmusic
Go save some lives! On behalf of everyone, thank you for doing so
beansofthunder
I got an owie today, I don't have anyone to kiss the band-aid
Clymor
Um if your a grown man you don't call it an owie. Super glue it suck it up bettercup.
samsonguy920
Then you need to call the Owie Tram. OP operates the Boo-Boo Bus.
Twinklepot
Maybe just a little paper cut ...
amed1c
Don't forget to turn on the AED. It umm...it happens.
ShockthePuss
Knock 'em dead!! Uh...or something like that...
Broken27Arrow
Break a leg!
samsonguy920
You're killing them!
PinPointSnarkuracy
You're only making it worse!!!1
Hoze
"Boo boo bus" Love it. Go get 'em.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Better than the Boo Box. Amirite, Smee?
samsonguy920
Smee? Smee! Smee is me! Me is Smee! Me is Me!
wyrdling
Good luck!
VitaliyKalash
Ugh you guys have no idea how hard it is to actually be employed as an EMT
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VitaliyKalash
Haha poor you getting downvoted by the crowd. Don't feel bad here have an upvote my friend!
almightymakerofthings
Well with all the work stories, we have a rough idea. But I found these comments charming, sometimes you need humor to stay positive.
VitaliyKalash
The job is difficult but the experiences are truely memorable ones. Humor is a necessity in life itself! So I must agree.
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
did you get any homeless ppl? if anybody pissed my friend off, he would use the biggest gauge (or is it smallest) for their IV, so it hurts
Fuzzynubz
Your friend is an asshole.
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
I KNOW RIGHT? That's why he quit, now he's a realtor and is just as bad.
Fuzzynubz
Haha, well now he's sticking people where it really hurts. Their wallets
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
I think he's more suited to be a realtor anyway, I don't think he had the right attitude as a paramedic anyway. 1/2
ImpersonatingOfficerBnard
2/2 A patient died on him and that's why he quit. I work with him now, and he doesn't take stress very well, but he is working very hard.
shuttlecockinakumquat
OP arrives at site. Bone sticking out of leg. OP kisses boo boo. Instant heal.
somegeek
I read 'boner'
lolthisismyusername
Reminds me of https://printthelegend.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/skateboard.png
o11c
If you have high enough level and enough mana, ...
CuntCuntCunts
It's in the lipstick, specially made by River Song
FlorenceAndTheWashingMachine
Brilliant.
IamRiverSong
You rang?
samsonguy920
No. They typed and hit Enter.
CuntCuntCunts
Hello Sweetie
IamRiverSong
Hello. ;-)
CuntCuntCunts
https://33.media.tumblr.com/1de4c3bbe9ac7cfd669efbad63872c4d/tumblr_inline_mre3ftBdnU1qz4rgp.gif
ShowUsYourSnatch2ElectricBoogaloo
...this is what I do for a living. Good luck, and be ready. Also, your stethoscope is on point...but I went for teal.
aRareBear
Mines purple!
windingriver17
I have a rainbow finish on mine. Love it.
KillerEMT
A lot of us do it for a living. Im rockin the the smooth orange steth
gummysharkies
I went for the ceil blue. So we're sort of in the same color family :)
SleepyLolita
I went for "raspberry red" so I can say ITS NOT PINK endlessly
spooningwithaSCAR
I have a purple cuff, teal scope, and blue pulse ox. Peeps love the purple cuff.
JoshCam244
Orange is better though.
h20fuego
Mine is teal too. +1
oneoldman
Fuck nah, that shit's in straight "Please drag my face to biting range Mr. Psych Patient." mode. Should get that off her neck.
Wetouchingbuttsornah
I keep mine strapped in my sweet cargo pants.
damspam
Yeah but I was always taught not to wear it like that. Some dude grabs both ends of it laying on your chest and he has you on a nice collar
samsonguy920
Be honest. Have you called it the boo-boo bus? I should warn you, I can detect lies over the internet.
oohflashylights
Down in TX I usually call it the box
ShowUsYourSnatch2ElectricBoogaloo
I've called it the Boo Boo Bus, Prison Van (stationed near a jail), Heals on Wheels, Shirley (usually in the same truck every day).
samsonguy920
Heals on Wheels. Love that. Makes me imagine a wagon with priests on it.
Badgertoes
How many of your patients show you their snatches?
Pharya
I was about to ask you what the fuck made you ask that, until I read their username
spooningwithaSCAR
We've all seen more dick and vagina than most porn stars...
lockesandkeyes
Too many. Way too fucking many.
BrianTheImpaler
Jesus christ way too many
lockesandkeyes
All geriatric or OB. All of them. None of them you want to see, either.
BrianTheImpaler
Can confirm. The words "cobwebs" and "cottage cheese" come to mind.
phallicbabymobile
Stopping hearts when you should be starting them. Not off to a great start.
KalebMordecai
smoothest negging i've ever seen
xmaneds
Smooth as hell!
JHRD1880
You smooth bastard
digglesauce
I commented you to 1000. You are welcome.
phallicbabymobile
I DOUBLED your points!
digglesauce
Touché.
Notthatguythatdoesthings
dam,that was smooth
TheImgurUserFormerlyKnownAs
SMOOTH AS FUCK!
itsthevoiceman
Job security
gandersxX
Smooth AF.
GuerrillaWelfare
She makes my breath go away.
DurendaI
Actually defribrilators stop hearts, not start them back up.
funkymonkeee
Oooooooooooooohhh
jadespider
Smooooooth. you know, unless someone dies on the first shift. That happens........ We know you'll do your best OP!
Fortunax22
Almost as good as that user name
vazzin
/a/Ld0XZ
GodApollo
Smooth motherfucker...
ThatSmoothFuck
You rang?
GodApollo
Indeed i did, there is some smooth motherfuckery in this post.
valen00
Dunno, made me take a deep breath
Chrisgopher
MizzAzure
I said awwwwww aloud after reading your comment <3
UsernameLadiesMan217
Scrolled down looking for the reply @OP! It was one hell of a line!
UsernameLadiesMan217
Also... Congratulations:)
wellthiswasunexpected
Teach me your ways, master
MournfulCashew5
Slick like butter on a bald monkey
DefinetlyNotTheZodiacKiller
You classy bastard.
wackywoohoopizzaman
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a Smooth criminal!
HentaiSensai
Slicker than a greased weasel in a wet dream! ...What?!?
Smallbritguy
You should be hitched already if you are using them kinda lines on a regular. Lol!! Wow
Pokefan11235
I favorited this just so I could see this in the future
PatrickTrimble
+1 to you casanova
elduquedelaspasas
SgtDildo
Smoother then the tinder posts
MikeMcAwesome91
*Archer Meme because I'm too lazy to make one.* Do you want to get laid? Because this is how you get laid!
Wetouchingbuttsornah
vazzin
/a/Ld0XZ
MikeMcAwesome91
Yeah that thing.
Californiaburritosareamazinghaveyoueverhadone
Damn, now you guys gotta get married. I don't make the laws.
TheRicM
Just moved to San Diego, have had approximately a fuck ton of California burritos since moving here. Very nice, peace out homie
Californiaburritosareamazinghaveyoueverhadone
:D
TheRicM
The chicken ones are great too!
imrizzy
Ooh that was gooood. It gave me chills
phallicbabymobile
*grabs clipboard* Are you experiencing any other symptoms?
imrizzy
the chills haven't stopped
buttobviousfacts
Were you exposed to...Netflix?
phallicbabymobile
I put your symptoms in WebMD. I'm sorry, it appears you have cancer.
LordOfTastyCheez
It says you have network connectivity issues.