loadupthewaffles

1860 pts ยท December 16, 2014


"If the Good Lord had intended for us to walk, he would not have invented roller skates." - Willy Wonka You all probably think I put this here because Gene Wilder just passed away. I didn't. It's been here since 2014. Get on my level.

Bruh. Late.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, internet friend!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too soon for dragon eyes? You might be right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they're not for my tree. I won't use them. I make them to keep myself busy. It's cathartic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The little waffle is my kid. =P My dogs' names are Yugi and Ella.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I could probably make that happen.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would I want to involve my bitter half?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't even think of that. That'll do nicely.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's be best friends.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right, but how many is too many?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I absolutely will not. It's fucking hot.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't put my trees up until after labor day. calm your tits.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a large one and small one. But I'd like another large one. And maybe some of those tiny ones you can decorate!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The theme would be: Christmas. And Christmas 2.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My one 7.5ft tree has about a 4ft span at the base. Average sized living room. Minimal decor and furniture (one coffee table, no end tables)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it only pertains to post-shower. My mom used to lose her shit if I went out in the cold with wet hair.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well because otherwise jail.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you from the USA?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are you from?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Cold is caused by a virus, lots of different viruses which is why you can keep getting colds. Shaved heads are exposed to elements.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are your parents originally from there?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are you from?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But not because you'll catch a cold. It's because it will freeze. Where from?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? Which region are you in? I'm northeast.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's pretty good advice.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine too. That's why fat. =P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are you from?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you use pie crust, make sure the apple slices are very soft otherwise they will tear through the dough.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0